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Chuck Norris is 74 today. Maybe we ought to celebrate by telling Chuck Norris jokes? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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He has heard every joke before - and roundhouse kicked it out the window!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Allright, so here is one:
Chuck Norris does not need a break to get out of a while (true).
while (!working) {
Reboot();
}
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Cross-thread injection between AppDomains.
With only two fingers.
public enum Bool {
True,
False,
Maybe,
ProbablyNot,
Undefined,
NotDecidedYet
}
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..a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating. And in fourteen days,
I lost two weeks!
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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So quick!
I know someone who did the same diet!
And in just two weeks... he lost his glasses!!! 
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Me too, and now my eyebrows are vertical
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Super Lloyd wrote: he lost his glasses!!!
why? how? he ate his glasses?
ooh, what am I thinking? 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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I think he lost a few kilos
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No. 13 gave me the willies!
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very cool indeed
Bryce
MCAD
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Nice one Mike.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Any idea of the origin of number 22? (No caption).
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I'd say something from the civil rights movement but no idea about context.
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Just finished my last Gator Pickle[^] what am I to do now? 
They are so addictive...
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Mike Hankey wrote: They are so addictive...
Sure, sure... 
Just a question: It is a pickle and not a 'pickle', right? 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Mike Hankey wrote: what am I to do now?
Crocodile Chutney: [^] ?
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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Well,you posted the link to the webshop, right? And they're only $6 a jar... So order some more will you... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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See if you can import some of this[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Great. Wonder how the ATM machine would be like for the ones speaking Khoisan language. It'll bring a new meaning to the phrase: "Click here ..."
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...and she was just swearing copiously that an American gentleman was not in possession of a full set of marbles.
Why? Because he has spent $100,000 on surgery to make him...look like Bieber.
So I did a quick google, and she's wrong: He doesn't look even slightly like Bieber[^]
Now, that's gotta hurt!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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