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True, it's difficult to top that after you Putin a full days work.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Have a Kofi Annan take a break before you act
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That might work, but then again it May not.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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More likely an unsuccessful attempt at perversion of poly-toxics - related to that voting day phenomenon akin to "pick your poison".
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Guy walks into a bar.
"Can I get some good Algol in here?"
"You're a bit drunk mate. May I suggest a byte and some Smalltalk?"
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Did the bar have nybbles?
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Nah ... just bits and pieces.
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The punchline is average, but the PROLOG is good.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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This is the FORTH comment.
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Go on ...
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C, I would love to but I can't because I'm Rusty.
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Just a basic answer then? Flaming Ada, I thought you'd have a better bash at it than that!
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No more perls of wisdom from you?
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I probably need more Java.
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Yes, that would help clear your head and C Sharper.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I can't say that - I have a lisp. Perhaps you should haskell - she should know.
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I heard that she was sailing past an old Spanish FORT, RAN aground, and had to call the coast guard. I hope she is alright.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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If you cannot ask the Oracle, then Haskell!
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I C what you did, pretty Sharp, a definite ++ for you.
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Is that a PlanPerfect?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Don't Adlib just stick to the Javascript
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Always fifty ways to leave - leave separately (5)
Have to call time, I'm afraid, as I have to scoot shortly, the answer was APART.
Always = ALWAYS
Fifty (L) and ways (WAYS) to leave, ALWAYS - (L + WAYS) = A
Leave = PART
A + PART = APART meaning separately.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 8-Sep-17 7:44am.
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Now I see it I get it. But there was no way I was going to get it  .
Good clue though, I wouldn't have thought of dropping 80+% of the letters from a word to get the remaining one.
Andy B
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