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Say that one more time and I'm giving you the evil eye 
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I would not do that. The recruitment poster[^] does.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Found a better one: Uncle Saruman[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The posting rules are clear,
- but -
the positing rules: not so much.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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The guy who wrote the software I'm currently trying to fix had a neat fuzzy logic system going.
As far as I can decipher from his "code", it went something like this:
NULL - Was I really meant to initialise it?
TRUE - Well, it seemed as good a value as any other so I just went with it.
FALSE - See true.
TRUE OR FALSE - I really haven't a clue what's going on and maybe calling it IsNotInCollection added to the confusion so I'll test for both true and false because one of them's bound to be right. I think.
TUESDAY AFTERNOON - Something always has to be different on a Tuesday afternoon, doesn't it?
POSSIBLY - Might be, might not be, better not test just in case.
WOMBLES - I wasn't really thinking about the requirements when I wrote this bit.
CATFISH - Catfish? Catfish are cool, m'kay. They've got those weird probe-like things that look a bit like whiskers. That's why they call them catfish, you know. They can get really, really big and stuff. What's this software meant to be doing again?
WIBBLE - I'm going to show off now and try to do some LINQ. I'm good at LINQ and I'll be even better when I've learned it.
OOPSIE - Damn! I almost got it right, I was just binding to a completely unrelated value. It happens.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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"oopsie" sounds cute... 
so it will work well in discussions I think
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Tachyonx wrote: so it will work well in discussions I think
It doesn't seem to work in any situation that I'm yet to discover!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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This makes really a nice metrics for code reviews ... ,
Cheers
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to make things more fuzzy, perhaps this effect can be called "hazy logic" which would thus mean "fuzzy gone bad" ? ...
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megaadam wrote: Do you remember the hype about "fuzzy logic" back in the 80's?
Is that what Javascript was invented for?
Marc
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I maintain some code that is so old, the 'fuzz' is from mold.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Could reinstated contain where we are now ? (4)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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site? please be wrong. I can't set these
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Nope
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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HERE?
Four letters from REHirEd?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I like your thinking but nope
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Here?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Nope
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Inst (as in instante mense)?
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Inst as in "This month" well done you are up Monday
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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So sad![^] 
He spoke English, you know! He learned it from a book! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I know nothin' I'm from Barcelona.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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He certainly left his mark, a very clever and funny man
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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