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Last Friday, the rock band Kansas was playing in town.
I told a co-worker they had changed their name to Arkansas.
When he asked me why, I said, "Because they ar(e) Kansas."
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That would work a lot better if Arkansas rhymed with Kansas, don't you think? It still wouldn't be funny but it would work better!
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I said it was bad...
And it worked because Arkansas didn't rhyme with Kansas, but then the phonetic pronunciation of the split word used Kansas.. and yes, it's still bad...
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Saw some people selling guns down the road and decided to see what's available. I just love the armer's market.
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Is uncontrollable quacking a disease or a mallardy?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We're gonna have to bill you for that one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Or at least cry fowl and duck that question.
/ravi
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Don't get in a flap! I'll bill you later.
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Now this is just getting daffy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Maybe so. To quote Arnold, I'll be beak.
/ravi
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Don't forget to flock the door when you leave.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Now, you're just winging it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I hope you're not going to tar and feather me!
/ravi
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No, that would be just plucking mean.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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sounds like a song title for Drake.
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*groan* - you've really ruffled my feathers with that one
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We all have to just stop egging you on...
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."
- G.K. Chesterton
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That's no yolk.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Where is the ductk tape?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Is this the second one this week with the word "quack" in it? Or was the other one last week? Inquiring minds want to know. 
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A wonderful site. Thanks for the reminder 
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