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I've just done my pisspot renewal online. Now well done gov.uk for getting this process online, as I have to provide so much information my fingers would have fallen off writing it all. Actually for a renewal I think I provided less data then I would to sign up for the average web site!
Now, I just need to get some pirdy snaps and post this stuff off to Liverpool. I hope nothing gets nicked. 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I just need to get some pirdy snaps
Remember: your passport photo must:
0) Not contain a smile
1) Bear as little resemblance to you as possible.
2) Make you look like a terrorist or paedophile, preferably both at the same time.
3) Not look like you spent 4 hours in the airport bar before take off (this is to comply with (1) above).
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Oh Passport, I had no idea what you what you were talking about.
On the plus side, I heard that processing is much quicker now after the fiasco earlier this year.
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You have to excuse Nagy: he's foreign... 
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Sadly too true. Singaporian, Irish, British and Hungarian. Wherever I go I am at least 75% forn!
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And the other 25% Gin?
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That would imply that gin is ubiquitous in its nationality. This brings to mind jynnian tonnix, although the thought of Nagy in a bath with his rubber duck is somewhat disquieting.
... isn't Nagy always MORE than 25% gin?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: the thought of Nagy in a bath with his rubber duck
Mind bleach! I need mind bleach... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: 3) Not look like you spent 4 hours in the airport bar before take off (this is to comply with (1) above).
Is the man capable of such short stays?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Depends on whether he is travelling with the ickles or not... 
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Piccies done & application dispatched. I now cannot leave these shores until them there scousers do their job.
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There's a job in ScouserLand? 
Do the locals know? 
Why does the Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked, it'd get mugged!
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They did a fine job for me the last time I needed them. On the evening before my daughter was due to fly to Cyprus with her grandparents, my ex-wife informed me that her passport had expired (she didn't realise that kids inly get 5 years on theirs, compared to 10 for adults).
I sent them to get photos in the local supermarket photo booth, and took my littl'un down to the passport office at 8.30am the next morning. We got an emergency appointment, paid about a £50 premium on the normal price, and had a new document in our hands at 12.30pm. I then had to get her to Manchester airport for 2.00pm for a 3.30 flight. Job done and lots of dad points banked.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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My last two passports where renewed at the Embassy in Budapest and it was an overnight service then. Now it takes a month at least and costs too much. I thought about going up to London and doing a same day renewal, but felt that, all in all, I couldn't justify the extra cost.
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Here it takes an average of 15 days and 73€  Up until some years ago it also costed 40 €/year to keep it valid. Bureaucracy.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
If you don't tell me what I need to know, I'm gonna press down on this chair until it crushes your trachea. Trust me, it's agonizing. Plus, there's the posthumous humiliation of having been killed with a chair.
Which movie?
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Paris Walks her Dog. Vintage '92 Edition
Life is too shor
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"Barbie: Killing Friends is Magic!"
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Mastermind - Magnus's Revenge
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The Matrix Humiliations: The Killer Chair
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Rom-coms must be waaaaaaay different in Italy...
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They are such that I would prefer the treatment of the OP quote. 
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Well, yes. All men feel that way about Rom-Coms...
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I can stand British rom-coms with a bit of coercition... Italian comedy, romantic or not, is totally unbearable for me, everything is exagerated to the grotesque.
Also Italian actors really can't recitate, there are only two speech-tones: histerically screaming or criminally undervoice. That hurts my poor brain, used to a wide range of vocal expressions.
It is like Vogon Poetry declaimed by Wookies!
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