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printf("Hey me too!");
Well fads they come and fads they go.
And God I love that rock and roll!
Well the point was fast but it was too blunt to miss.
Life handed us a paycheck, we said, "We worked harder than this!"
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Very clever. 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Very nice! Guido Sarducci, George Carlin and Gallagher will teach you all there is to know in life. 
/ravi
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All the important stuff anyway. 
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Great! At last, get your university education in 5 tweets or less!
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Don't sneeze or you'll miss graduation.
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Hopefully the skies will clear here (OK, probably not until May) so it's possible to see[^].
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TTFN - Kent
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You have four days and nights left to live.
You must select a different room for each 24 hour period, and describe in detail what (safe-for-Lounge-posting) activities you will do in each room. Assume you are in good health, and have unlimited funds at your disposal [^].
You will die suddenly, and painlessly, on the last night, just before dawn.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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BillWoodruff wrote: (safe-for-Lounge-posting)
mmmmm..........sorry, I got nuthin', but I'm guessing I wouldn't make the whole 4 days.
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"Hey Silvio, we have 4 different rooms for the party".
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Well, yes - when people move on to the next room they are... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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In all honesty, I have no idea what I would want in room one, much less room 4.
Organised I may be (compared with some), I'm not sure I'm organised enough to plan my own last few days without giving it some serious consideration.
And if I did that, I'd probably start wanting the hotel address...just to check it out...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Why the hell would you want to spend the last four days of your life stuck in a hotel????
Now if I had to chose a race track for each day then I would have NO problem deciding which ones.
Choosing the bikes to use would take a bit more time....
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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hint: "unlimited funds."
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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OK, so they could be really really big rooms and I'd use FM to get a racetrack to each one...
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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I'd take whatever room Jessica Alba is in.
Christian Graus
My new article series is all about SQL !!!
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What if She could be in any room you chose ?
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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Then I choose the room with the waterbed and suitcase of lubricant.
Christian Graus
My new article series is all about SQL !!!
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Please confirm date/time arrival BKK.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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That must have been the worst fortune cookie ever!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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How about: "You eat this restaurant you not lucky" ?
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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Room 1 - hire lots of scribes, and much in the way of drugs and drink, and pur out all my ideas - unfinished novels and movies, programs and games etc. Get them documented and start the ball rolling on getting them made (so I'd need a team of programmers etc. too, and lots of equipment.
Room 2 - rest day - chill with fine wines, fine food, and have a few heroes pop in for a chat - i'd invite some close friends too, and their heros - but not a party, something a bit quieter.
Room 3 - PARTY! I'd invite everyone I know like and have a party - play on stage with the bands I love, and have a wild time.
Room 4 - Family. I'd spend the last day with my family treating them to the luxuries I can afford.
I am assuming the unlimited funds can';t be taken outside or be used post death?
*** Oh! Just checked out the link - if I had to choose from those rooms, I think I'd just pick one at random and drink myself to death early.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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