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Come to the dark side. We have pie.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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You need help
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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No, it's the opposite of redrocer obviously.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I don;t think that we have any one like this
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the world becomes more scary than I thought.
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Cute, but fourtey pounds! People pay that?
WTF am I wasting my time on computers for?
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Remove the upholstery and have them making out and maybe I'd be interested.
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Seeing your other interests, perhaps I could interest you in crowd-funding my 'entry level' IoT market mover:
A rectal thermometer you can use to self-monitor on your smart phone and, with it's built-in camera, even post on Snapchat.* It's now up to you.
*insider information.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Jeremy Falcon
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The way reality TV is going they're such to have "Battle of the fridges"?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Most touch applications are developed using an emulator. The "touch" test is generally conducted on a real phone or pad. Are there any good reasons that developers need a touch screen dev box?
TOMZ_KV
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I don't. Nobody had better touch my databases.
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Quote: Are there any good reasons that developers need a touch screen dev box? Not a single one I can think of. Another bit of fluff to keep you from real work!
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My box is 2 years old with a touch screen. With two regular monitors linked to it, I do not remember what was the last time I touched its screen.
TOMZ_KV
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No body can select/insert/update your database?
TOMZ_KV
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Nobody really does. That will find it's way to the top of the truth heap in time.
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For daily business operation, not so much touch interaction on a computer is needed.
TOMZ_KV
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Tomz_KV wrote: Are there any good reasons that developers need a touch screen dev box? An emulator is just that; it may not be an entirely accurate representation of what happens on the real hardware.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Do you think my boss would buy me an iPhone X?
TOMZ_KV
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If you need to write software for the iPhone X, then yes, I'd recommend getting one. Most people reacting here in this thread are reacting before they read the entire question.
..if you don't need to write software for it, then the question would be simple; are you worth that iPhone X?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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