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No need.
The assassins are already on their way ...
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I have him in the crosshairs
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Particularly as the seniors don't need to be agile.
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Will we be using the Zimmer Framework?
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Some seniors will be already happy if they can bend enough to tie the shoes...
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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"You know that you're getting old when you bend down to tie your shoes and ask yourself if there is something else you could get done, now that you are down there." (Odd Børretzen, Norwegian folk singer who had his major breakthrough after turning seventy)
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Retired, live in the tropics, NO BLOODY SHOES or meetings, Yah
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
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I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Too easy matey!
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M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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What? There was a meeting. I totally forgot.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Karen gets to see the manager...[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Awwwwwwwesome!
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Do cats shed so much because it’s called fur-niture?
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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No, it's called fur-niture BECAUSE they shed so much!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
modified 27-Aug-20 11:07am.
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Yeah, you have that backward.
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I dunno. If it was the other way, I would just say "I don't have any cats, so no".
You know... all cat owners have furniture, but not all furniture owners have cats.
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We hair a lot about that but litter-ally just brush it off as rumor.
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House pets: Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Can you tell it's a developer: when the condom breaks, they take it off and put it back on again?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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If it's was mechanic, he'd probably just fix it with silver tape...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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A mechanic would just fit a new lady and charge you for the privilege!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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A QA tech receives a condom.
He puts it on his finger.
He puts it on his head.
He puts it...
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Whether it breaks or not, when involved in such things one hopefully doesn't need to debug it first.
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