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Nand32 wrote: Did I ever take her out for the last two months & that I showed the least care towards her and children
I once told a girl--straightfaced--I thought she was needy.
Yes, I'm single. And yes, I appreciate every minute of it. I have my own s*** to deal with, and don't need the aggravation of somebody else's. If that makes me a flawed person, well, I wasn't going for perfection...
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dandy72 wrote: I have my own s*** to deal with, and don't need the aggravation of somebody else's I think it was Woody Allen who said:
Quote: Two get married to solve problems that one doesn't have when living alone.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: Two get married to solve problems that one doesn't have when living alone.
Genius.
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Englishman with his ruler in fragrant ball (8)
Nice and easy for Monday. Pick your own theme. 100% boy wizard free.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
modified 16-Sep-19 4:37am.
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Englishman POM
with AND
his ruler ER
in fragrant ball
POMANDER
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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This theme could accomodate a certain MM
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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The initial version actually mentioned "smelly balls" but I turned it down a bit!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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We have a winner!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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I'll have to avoid seven letter solutions tomorrow - can you imagine MM's clue on Wednesday?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'd rather not imagine it!
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One of the few one bands that had a pop sensibility (other than the Beatles), that I actually liked.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Crap. I still haven't figured out how to tell my wife about Eddie Money, and now Ric Ocasek?
(she doesn't follow news)
Software Zen: delete this;
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I was told nearly everything would try to kill you...
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for years people have known you paint eyes on your helmet (or just big black/white blobs depending on helmet color) and it keeps them further away - they'll still dive but will turn away much earlier, yet so many don't do it.
(All the posties do it, magpies love the posties on their little scooters, 5 days a week.)
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About 10 years ago I read the book Three Weeks With My Brother[^] (non-fiction) by Nicholas Sparks (normally a fiction writer).
The author and his brother travel to a number of locations around the world but he also tells the story of a large crow attacking him when he was a kid. The story stuck with me.
Last week I was out running and I ran past two large crows investigating something on the road and I kept a wary eye toward them as I jogged by, wondering if they might start the chase.
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raddevus wrote: I was out running and I ran past two large crows investigating something on the road Same thing happened to me a couple of weeks ago. A car had hit a rabbit, whose body was lying in our company's entrance road. When I went out for a run, a turkey vulture was having lunch . Fortunately, they're neither defensive nor aggressive.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The maggies around our area would laugh at fake eyes and go, arrow-like, for your real eyes.
I remember riding down a busy street on my bike, flat out, with a magpie hovering over me tearing chunks from my ears while an 18-wheeler was driving on my tail blasting his horn at me.
Pure terror.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Wait, you're from Australia and *magpies* are the local animals that terrify you?
You have spiders that eat those birds FFS.
BIRD EATING SPIDERS
*hides*
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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The spiders are cute. We used to bring these into our classroom in grade 4 to play with instead of listening to our teachers. They kinda tickled as they walked over your arms.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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that belongs in a cauldron, not on your skin.
along with some eye of newt, beard of a bald man, that kind of thing.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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honey the codewitch wrote: beard of a bald man We prefer the term "follicly-challenged", thank you very much.
Software Zen: delete this;
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well if you have a beard you aren't. the hair just migrated south.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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