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you obviously didn't expect a real response to this from someone 'down under' - at the time you posted it, most of us (sane) people here were doing what koalas do in the trees - get your mind outta da gutter, I mean sleep
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As soon as I posted it, I realised that Aussies in Oz would be sleeping in their beds -- after beating up their women for daring to ask why they were so late and where was the weekly pay check, which of course had been spent at the beer.
But I thought the Man from Mel-bin who now lives half a world away would come up with a reply but he may have hit the bar early, what with it being a Friday!
PS. I guess Aussies really don't need Friday as an excuse for starting their binge drinking at 10 am!
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Hang on, I'll just put my stick down.
I can confirm much of this as absolute fact.
Other interesting facts include:
Australians will gamble on anything. Astute visitors can fund an entire holiday by starting every sentence with "I bet ...".
ALL of the wildlife is dangerous. NO exceptions. Even the bloody flies bite!
There is no such thing as an MOT - that pile of rusting metal listing on the curb is someone's family car.
If a driver is wearing a hat, stop, wait for them to drive away or they will kill you.
Road rules are guidelines only.
OffRoading does not require a 4x4 - any hatchback will do.
The beer is sold in small glasses. People will tell you this is to stop it warming up - it isn't so. It is so that aussies can keep up with the drink count when compared to Poms (e.g. "I had fifteen beers last night, mate!" = "I had fifteen pints last night, old chap" ) see also "the beer is stronger than you think"
Roadsigns. When a road sign warns that a bend's maximum speed is 55kph it means 55. Take the bend at 56 and you will die (see also MOT information).
Speeding. The police hide their radar traps - usually at the side of a straight, steep hill where you can't avoid speeding.
The law states that radar traps must be signed. The sign is usually placed 4 feet from the van, entirely hidden until after you pass it.
Roadkill. There's lots of it. When it's a kangaroo it can be accompanied by large quantities of car parts (see MOT).
Hitchhiking. Don't.
People will tell you that crocodiles jaws can be held closed with a small rubber band. Count their fingers.
Kangaroos really do hop down suburban streets (see roadkill) They can disembowel a dog with a single kick.
Australians are very friendly and welcoming of visitors. This is because we need to make up the numbers for all those 'lost' due to the long list of lethal animals!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Take a look at Fun Stuff[^]
The article has been credited to Douglas Adams (of hitchhikers Guide) but was actually written by Jeremy Lee for the site H2G2.com[^]. See the original article here[^]. He graciously let me repost it on CodeProject many, many moons ago.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Happy Friday!! Yay!!!!
And why is it so hard to get facial recognition training working on raspbian??
I've been developing the python code in VS on windows and then port over to raspi.
I was able to compile opencv 2.4.10 (I think off the top of my head but its not the default raspbian comes with) on the raspi but any of the normal methods for training blow up.
Anyway, enough of this caffeine rush spout. I just want the work day to be finished already and jealous of ones who are already enjoying the weekend.
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Quote: I just want the work day to be finished already and jealous of ones who are already enjoying the weekend
You may consider moving to the North (or the South) Pole. There it is a few short steps to change to a different time zone, and so speed up the day's progress!
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It's always Monday at the south pole.
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Being first to the week end just means you first to be back at work on Monday. Gotta go it's Saturday morning and the suns up...
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Funny, how astronomers use term, "red" for "non-red" objects.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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But a dwarf planet is NOT a planet!
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Still my claim would be applicable. Astronomers using term "planet" for "non-planet" objects?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: "red" for "non-red" objects
Giant Red Spot is red in colour. Where is the non-red object?
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This spot IS indeed red.
The G, B components within the Giant Red Spot are much lesser than R. Also see some videos of Jupiter taken from the Voyager I and II spacecraft as early as the 1980s.
I think you should realize that eighteenth and nineteenth century astronomers were a million times observant and intelligent than you and me ...
... with less than a millionth of the facilities. And they named it as the Giant Red Spot.
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Talked it over and the new left curve is, I will choose and purchase my own.
If anyone has purchased medical insurance under the obamacare program (there's a website somewhere) I am eager to read about...
- your previous experience
- your existing knowledge on the topic
- any suggestions you have for the clueless (i.e., me)
The idea now is: most bang for the buck.
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Went to HealthCare.gov (I think) and the cost was about $600 per month as I do not qualify for Medicare. This was two years ago so it is most likely more now.
Good luck.
If this was in the soapbox I would rant a bit
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: If this was in the soapbox I would rant a bit
Don't worry, I mentally heard the rage in your voice as I read the out of pocket per month.
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That sounds like a rediculous amount of money, even in dollars.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If you qualify to do so, why not simply choose a provider and buy direct? There is no real need to use the ACA web sites as I do not believe there is any financial advantage to doing so.
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Agreed, I have to purchase my own insurance (or I did, I made some adjustments to use an alternative). Effectively, the government site collects your information and then shows you "offerings" from providers. Think of cans of tuna fish - there is effectively no difference between what's being offered - same generic coverage, same ridiculous out of pocket levels, just a different label.
I would recommend trying to track down a broker. I've had my best service from them.
What you are going to find is that the ACA has NOT brought down costs. Although they will cover items at 100% like physicals, everything else has HUGE deductibles and co-pays. Prepare to drink a lot.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: Prepare to drink a lot. Always sage advice.
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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charlieg wrote: I would recommend trying to track down a broker
Thanks Charlie, good advice. Found one on the internet (and yes, SEO and its evils acknowledged).
Have a local word-of-mouth reference, hoping to speak with her ASAP.
Current numbers are about $650/Month and a $2K/Year deductible.
That's called "Affordable Care"
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http://www.newser.com/story/206347/behind-georgia-highway-crashes-an-optical-illusion.html[^]
Having driven in Atlanta a few times, my first thought on seeing this headline was "What kind of illusion would make the "6" on a speed limit sign look like a "9".
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Stories about optical illusions work better when there is an image of the illusion even when they wrap the phrase in double quotes
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