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Thanks for asking, I didn't dare touch the subject 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If there was ever an appropriate time to link to this video[^]...
(sorry for the quality...it's the best I could find)
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If you’re happy and you know it, what prescription medication are you on?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"Nitrous oxide"
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It doesn't always make you physically laugh, but the term Happy Gas is about as accurate as they get.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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They still use it as a pain killer in ambulances under the name of "Gas and Air"
Plus, you can squirt it into your engine and get Really Happy (for a short while).
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I prefer squirting it into a balloon. But, I did seriously think about adding it to my first car. Would have been quite the 1400cc Datsun with a bit of the old nitrous.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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I've thought of adding it to various of my bikes as well - only to abandon the idea when I realise how big the bottle is of you want to use it for any significant time! 
It nearly made it onto my VW Trike though - until I remembered I could already lift the front end off the ground with one hand... 
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Brady Kelly wrote: It doesn't always make you physically laugh,
Indeed, sometimes it makes you sleep 
Alternatively, you could try alternative medicine[^] Meaning, if that happens to be legal in your country.
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It's only illegal, not evil.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Go sue mother nature 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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Full tank of gas and a clean windshield?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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If you're happy and you don't know it, are you still happy?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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So you're happy as long as you don't know it, but now you know it the worst is "Are you more happy than me?".
entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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Coffee... strong, black, leaded.
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I think they call it weekend 
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OriginalGriff wrote: what prescription medication are you on?
Not something the doctor prescribed.
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Woe to you who were happy before you know it, for you will feed now the kingdom of Big Pharma.
entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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This is a terrible joke - sorry!
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time."
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?"...
This time, a little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on!"
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No no a hundred times no!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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If I had a shoe for everytime I'd heard that joke...
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