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heard that one but always good for a laugh.
another old one
NASA had to close their Lunar restaurant. It had no atmosphere.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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wow. I guess I am getting too old. Thanx. Need to take some memory pills.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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They are keeping the space bar open, it's still hit very often.
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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How did you find all these previous posts?
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I can't put it down!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Johnny was sitting in a dark restaurant.
He said to this lady sitting next to him,
"Would you like to hear a blonde joke?"
She said,
"Well, before you tell me, you should know that I'm blonde,
6 foot tall and a professional body builder!
The lady next to me is blonde, 6 foot 2 and a professional wrestler!
And the lady next to her is blonde, 6 foot 5 and
the kickboxing champion of the world!!
Now, do you still want to tell me?"
He thought about it for a moment and then said,
"No! ..Not if I''m going to have to explain it three times!"
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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An old snake goes to see his doctor and says,
” I need something for my eyes… I can’t see very well these days”.
The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses
and tells him to return in two weeks.
The snake comes back in two weeks and
tells the doctor he’s very depressed.
The doctor asks, “What’s the problem? Didn’t the glasses help you?”
The snake says, “The glasses are fine doc.
I just discovered I’ve been living with a water hose the past 2 years!”
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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not where i first heard it, but good info
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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But I think I've managed to eliminate entity framework from my MVC5 (.Net Framework) app, but keep the user management functionality so I can have single-user authentication, and use my own DAL/connection string manager code in the process.
It compiles, so it's on to seeing if I did it right.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Quote: It compiles, so it's on to seeing if I did it right. You're experienced enough to know that 90% of the work probably lies ahead.
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Yah. I'm already running into issues... :/
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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0) My first one was that I was using the wrong table names in my identity code (this was a mere forehead slapper).
1) Now I'm dealing with weirdness in the UserTable.
Not difficult issues, but certainly tedious...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Registration and login works.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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0) Footprint is too big (5-7mb of code). My own DAL assembly is less than 50k, and my identity assembly is less than 30k. Yes, I still have to ship 970k in MS assemblies to get it to "go", that's a far cry smaller from the EF footprint.
1) It really doesn't like stored procs. I, on the other hand, really like to use stored procs. and I've almost never encountered a CRUD-only back-end, so just relying on CRUD is a waste of resources.
2) I don't want it to deal with its migration strategies (if I think I need a table, I'll create the table)
3) The EF for .Net Framework is no longer being maintained by MS
4) Because 'murrica.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 30-May-22 11:31am.
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0.) 5-7MB vs 50K
You are still using 9600bps connections?
1.) Same here, I don't like them
2.) Correct
3.) .net framework will sooner or later disapear
4.) Pls. translate
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0) Footprint has nothing to do with the speed of the connection because it's all server side, but it does consume space on the server file system. I happen to think it's excessive.
4) Translation - "Because America".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I used to count megabytes when I had 16MB of ram. Now my apps consume images in that range.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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