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Oldie but goodie. I first heard this joke when I was a kid and it is still one of my favorites.
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Flash! Drug taken for losing weight! (10)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Nice one not amphetamine then
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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That was a speed-y response.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Billy Whizz
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Wordle 339 3/6
🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 339 4/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
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🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Wordle 339 4/6
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 339 4/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I could have had it in three, but I thought "Nah ... it won't be that, I'll try this" ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Wordle 339 4/6
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Wordle 339 3/6
🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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And who says doing SoTW is wasting time?
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Had to look up yesterday's answer (like I'd remember) to get the joke
But yes, it was an easy one for me
Unlike today's...
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⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
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GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Wordle 339 6/6*
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
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🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜⬜🟩🟨
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Wordle 339 4/6*
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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Wordle 339 4/6
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
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Wordle 339 3/6
🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Today was a good day!
As some of you may know, I moved to a new office in February, together with a business partner.
We decided to give the office a makeover (from red floors and yellow walls ) and the last of the furniture arrived last week.
Today I tidied up a bit and for the first time I feel like I'm in my office
Pictures: JUUN Software on LinkedIn[^]
The large office with the books, the meeting table, and the LEGO Millennium Falcon is mine.
Notice the view, I look out over the Haringvliet (a large inlet of the North Sea) and one of the world famous Delta Works!
And I see a lot of ships too
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Very nice. Congrats. Happy coding in the new office.
>64
Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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For a moment I thought this was going to be a joke about MS Office...
Nice! Good luck!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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same!
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Guess it is office-ial now
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It looks like you are writing a letter.
Would you like help?- Get help writing the letter
- Have you Google some jokes
[_] Don't show me this tip again.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Congrats Sander you are a lucky man - the harder you work the luckier you get
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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