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Being a solo developer and handling frontline support for the software I develop and sell, I'm already paying for bugs or poor design with my time. My goal is to keep the support line from ringing, or when it does, to be able to react quickly to minimize support time. After all, time == money.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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I'm sure I read something a while back about the archaeologists who offered to pay for each additional fragment of the Dead Sea Scrolls, which lead the herdsmen who found them to rip up any pages they found so they could get paid for more fragments.
And based on past experience, every new feature request or change to the specification would suddenly be classed as a "bug" by the customer.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yeah and I might be king.
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Why is it then that, looking at the current batch of kids, it seems to be working in reverse?
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"Proof is in the pudding!"
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Only 3 today!
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming βWow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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I can't think of a phrase for this one.
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"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Please don't spoil it for others
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming βWow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Why would I?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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[1446] This Lock Isnβtβ¦ βPickyβ - YouTube[^]
I was a bit surprised by this one.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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He forgot to try picking it with a blob of PlayDoh.
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Something about a lock with [xxxx] first in the title. I knew who this was before I even clicked That was a good one.
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Is it even a lock when it doesn't...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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I've said it a million times. Locks only keep the honest people honest.
Kelly Herald
Software Developer
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Looks like the graphics are...uh, more than the original. I hope my machine can keep up.
TTFN - Kent
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