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Heigh-ho the merry-o, a rebuilding we will go.
One of the drives in our external RAID array has died. The last spare drive is now in the array, which is rebuilding merrily.
Now for the hard part; convincing corporate IT to buy me another couple of spare drives  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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Just present them with the dead drive, and a cost estimate for the lost work when the next one fails - and it will, it will...
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Them: "It's just a backup, right? What are you guys doing your own backups for, anyway? We give you 100MB, what more do you need?"
Me: "It's close to 3TB. You won't give us the space or the bandwidth to get it to you." (we're in Dayton Ohio, they're in Rochester New York)
Them: "Then you shouldn't back up so much."
Me: "Grrrr...."
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary Wheeler wrote: Me: "It's close to 3TB. You won't give us the space or the bandwidth to get it to you."
Hoarder 
Gary Wheeler wrote: Them: "Then you shouldn't back up so much."
Give them just the 100MB they allow you and see if they get the picture
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Gary Wheeler wrote: We give you 100MB, what more do you need?"
Back everything you can up, until it fails. Then ask for a file you know is not in thier backups to be restored. 
Who has backups that are only 100mb anyways???
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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check the serial numbers of the drives, we had a spate of failures that just so happened to have sequential serial numbers
(why on raid would you put drives in from the same batch? )
ps
if 2 drives fail you may not be able to recover
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Exactly! That's why I deliberately have drives from different manufacturers in my NAS - it's easier than checking batches when you order blank drives.
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Gary Wheeler wrote: Heigh-ho the merry-o, a rebuilding we will go.
So you're not "Happy", I guess - which one are you then? 
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He's Grumpy of course!
speramus in juniperus
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Better Grumpy than Dopey...
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Bang-on, given that I don't have time for this crap today ...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Tell them that you'll have to initiate emergency back-up procedures until spare discs are acquired, but that having to print out every file every day, and then having to manage all that hard-copy output, might not prove to be incredibly cost effective.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Show them the last couple of day of Dilbert. (Start at least Sept 6) Tell them that will be how you need to retrieve your data due to failure.
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Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary Wheeler wrote: Now for the hard part; convincing corporate IT to buy me another couple of spare drives
The time in $$$ that'll take will cost more than the drives.
Marc
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You're not kidding. I've priced three drives at roughly $200. I and the local IT guy will probably spend twice that amount in fiddle-faddle before the damned things show up on my desk.
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I nominated One Direction and Bieber thousands of times. Destination[^].
I did it for the benefit of all humanity - I'll accept my Nobel prize later.
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A 5 does not do justice to your endeavours for man-kind.
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A small step for Bieber, but a large step for mankind!
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They would board the B Ark then?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Hardly. Even the telephone sanitisers have standards.
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I suppose one could rent a Hertz trailer and hook it to the back of the ship for them. Duck tape the seams to hold the air supply...
We do rather need the phone sanitizers lest we repeat history.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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If you provide air, they might try to sing - vacuum is much more suitable, if we wish to avoid Galactic Arms Limitation Treaty infringements.
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You do have a point there, we could put them in cryogenic suspension for the duration of the trip.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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