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Accountant definition of "Dead wood": "Not an accountant"
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That is about the time frame of my 'Neutron'. I had not (at the time) heard of Jack Welch but others probably had.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Accountants will take over, and start getting rid of "dead wood" in order to
save a penny a unit
I appreciate having my stock options be worth more when people who are not actually doing anything for the company no longer work there.
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I hope those using the mirror can read the subtitles reverse.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Do you really think that our over-the-top acting Bollywood movies requires sub-titles?
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Rutvik Dave wrote: very late last night... I saw our whole building security team sitting near a car
Errr...presumably you took your computer with you.
Rutvik Dave wrote: If I ever need a developer for my company, I am going to interview these
guys first
But hopefully you don't put them in charge of security for the application.
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A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely.
At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope - containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took
her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank the next day to open a savings account.
At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.'
'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the house again next week?'
The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously:
'I think so. Provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the f***ing bricks on time.'
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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I believe the house was being built for Leslie Nielsen
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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It has been pointed out here in the office that it was an old gag, but I had honestly never heard it before.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Reminds me of this song[^]. (NSFW lyrics.)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Hi,
I would like to loan my surface pro device to a friend for a few weeks.
I don't want to give them my MS password, but I want to give them admin access.
Any tip on how I would go about that?
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Neither a borrower nor lender of computers be.
It always ends in tears.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I thought Surface Pro was running Windows 8; can't you just create another user ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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mm.. probably.. but if I give them admin access, I don't want them to modify my account!
maybe I will see how to power up the guest account
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Why would you give them Admin access ?
Just have an admin account, your main account with "power user" privileges and an "guest" account with limited access (browse, use apps, ... )
You could even have different limited account for your different friends.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Let them log on with their own MS account (thus creating their own account on the machine), and then you log into your own account and modify theirs to be an admin? I don't know if that would work or not, but you could give it a try.
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Just had to share!
On the downside, my Start8 start menu is gone!
[EDIT] Already applying Windows Update!
modified 11-Sep-13 5:49am.
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Super Lloyd wrote: my Start8 start menu is gone!
Can you bring it back? I ask because I am sure that they [MS] still haven't sorted their sh!t out and given back a decent ux.
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Apparently[^]...
Will give it a go for a little while, see if I can get used to it first
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This whole "use a shell around Windows" thing isn't new.
I used to use a shell around Win 3.1 (I think it was called "PowerBar", but can't remember for sure, and googling that would be a waste of effort), and there were numerous shells for Win '95, '98, and Vista.
The only difference now is that baby blocks has resulted in the whole wide world learning that it's possible to run a UI shell.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I still don't know whate use the Start Button should have in Win 8.1... People were asking for the Start Menu not the button...
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But it is cute, you have to admit! ^^
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Yes, because they are all too stupid to realize that their "start menu" is all those blocks on the screen. Or maybe they'd much rather click, then scroll, then find what they are looking for, then accidentally close the wrong one they opened, then close it, then repeat the process and choose the correct program this time.
That's waaaaay better than clicking the block on the screen to start a program.
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