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Guess he missed that 1-Up
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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Words fail me. They really do. Source[^]
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I think it is brilliant idea.
Instead of having to carry a small dog myself, I get an attractive, fit young lady to do it for me!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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There is one big problem. Creator of that gizmo must be sued for Blonde discrimination. If the Animal will testify, we may press for Animal cruelty.
I mean Blondes were created by God Almighty to market stupid ideas and this one is a blonde of all stupid ideas.
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And when she collapses to her knees with exhaustion then the inner dog in me will take over.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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They've been around for ages[^].
speramus in juniperus
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Oooo! That's nasty!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Walk the dog certainly has a new meaning...
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It's sad.. sure tomorrow we can see a little baby instead of small puppy
Ranjan.D
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Gotta be Calif. that's the dumbest idea well you know...
I could see me around her waste though.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I could see me around her waste though.
That unfortunate mis-spelling makes you appear to be sort of creepy.
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Beat me to it!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Hold on fella get in line.
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Didn't even notice that. Yeah it does sound kinda strange doesn't it, but reminds me of a joke
A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, "Automotive, aisle
15." The man asked, "How did you know I was here to get oil?"
The Greeter replied, "That's my job."
Another man walked in and the Greeter said, "Sporting goods,
aisle 28."
The man asked, "How did you know I wanted fishing supplies?
The Greeter replied, "That's my job."
A woman walked in and the Greeter said, "Tampons, aisle 5."
The woman said, "No, I'm here for hemorrhoid medicine."
The Greeter said, "Damn, I missed it by an inch!"
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So it's a dog's-bum bag?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: dog's-bum bag
Don't be so vulgar!
It's a dog's fanny pack.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Good looking bitch!
And the girl's not bad looking either.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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the default answer is 'because'
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I have just purchased an eCigarette.
If I cannot stop the smoking, I should at least continue my nicotine craving in a somewhat healthier manner.
Plus I can puff away on it in a pub, office etc.
Bought some flavours too, raspberry, apple and cherry.
It should arrive tomorrow, so I will give a report for those others of us that are addicted to the weed.
This was prompted by a friend who said it has not only made him a lot richer but also a lot more healthy.
Fingers crossed that this actually works, but for £30 I think it is worth the punt.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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FIL used one for a year or two before he died. I couldn't, or wouldn't, completely stop but they at least meant he cut down heavily from around 60 to less than 20 a day.
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If you want to really save then just stop. Give up. Quit. Say "no more".
Only you can decide but when you do tell everyone. Then the temptation to lapse is curbed by the fear of mockery from the ones you love and/or owe money to.
speramus in juniperus
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That is a hell of a drop in intake!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Half of our IT department smoke (4). They have all started the eCig. Now they are talking about mixing flavors, types of tips, and other related jargon.
They seem to be doing well with it, and I am told it is much cheaper.
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Back of an envelope calculation (and I have allowed that I will still buy the occasional pack of 20) shows I will be over £2000 a year better off.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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