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It seems like only yesterday I was playing Zelda...
Actually, yesterday I was playing Zelda with the children.
RIP
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Link, or it didn't happen.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Actually our hero's name is 'Siro'.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Link, or it didn't happen.
Next time we will put up a sign for the gifted so everybody is aware that the link is in the name inside the block qoute
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Guess he missed that 1-Up
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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Words fail me. They really do. Source[^]
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I think it is brilliant idea.
Instead of having to carry a small dog myself, I get an attractive, fit young lady to do it for me!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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There is one big problem. Creator of that gizmo must be sued for Blonde discrimination. If the Animal will testify, we may press for Animal cruelty.
I mean Blondes were created by God Almighty to market stupid ideas and this one is a blonde of all stupid ideas.
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And when she collapses to her knees with exhaustion then the inner dog in me will take over.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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They've been around for ages[^].
speramus in juniperus
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Oooo! That's nasty!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Walk the dog certainly has a new meaning...
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It's sad.. sure tomorrow we can see a little baby instead of small puppy
Ranjan.D
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Gotta be Calif. that's the dumbest idea well you know...
I could see me around her waste though.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I could see me around her waste though.
That unfortunate mis-spelling makes you appear to be sort of creepy.
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Beat me to it!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Hold on fella get in line.
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Didn't even notice that. Yeah it does sound kinda strange doesn't it, but reminds me of a joke
A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, "Automotive, aisle
15." The man asked, "How did you know I was here to get oil?"
The Greeter replied, "That's my job."
Another man walked in and the Greeter said, "Sporting goods,
aisle 28."
The man asked, "How did you know I wanted fishing supplies?
The Greeter replied, "That's my job."
A woman walked in and the Greeter said, "Tampons, aisle 5."
The woman said, "No, I'm here for hemorrhoid medicine."
The Greeter said, "Damn, I missed it by an inch!"
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So it's a dog's-bum bag?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: dog's-bum bag
Don't be so vulgar!
It's a dog's fanny pack.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Good looking bitch!
And the girl's not bad looking either.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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the default answer is 'because'
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I have just purchased an eCigarette.
If I cannot stop the smoking, I should at least continue my nicotine craving in a somewhat healthier manner.
Plus I can puff away on it in a pub, office etc.
Bought some flavours too, raspberry, apple and cherry.
It should arrive tomorrow, so I will give a report for those others of us that are addicted to the weed.
This was prompted by a friend who said it has not only made him a lot richer but also a lot more healthy.
Fingers crossed that this actually works, but for £30 I think it is worth the punt.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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