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I am in SAP training, after seeing their documentation I will never ever swear at the MSDN again. It seems the documentation was written in German, translated to Chinese then to Hindi, then to Spanish and then finally to English.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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In other words don't be a SAP. Sorry had to go there!
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I didn't know I would have to learn SAP when I took a DBA job. As long as they don't actually expect me to build anything...
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Mike, you have to stop treeting us to these puns.
/ravi
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Admit it Ravi you're just jealous cause I beat you to the punch. 
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Mike Hankey wrote: you're just jealous cause I beat you to the punch.
And bowled over, too.
/ravi
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Not sure what product of theirs you are working with. As a longtime Crystal Reports dev, I affectionately refer to my reporting application object as 'crapp'. 
The documentation and KB has gotten impossible to use. I usually find CR solutions on developer forums.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Forget about help/solution on CR. Even if you have to find re-distributable or installable package, its a challenge. Even Google used to fail me ! 
Thanks,
Milind
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Im working in the ETL / BW / BI areas of it. Crap doesnt cover the documenation. Or how buggy the UI is. 
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Hey, don't knock SAP.
They've got the best Random Function Distributor that I've ever seen used for a UI.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: They've got the best Random Function Distributor that I've ever seen used
for a UI.
I would say the whole UI is a rand crap generator. 
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Old woman lives round the corner from me often walks a couple of cats round the block late at night. Has at least one other that doesn't leave the house.
Police forensics went in to remove her body this morning. Been there at least two weeks.
One can't help wondering how much of her the cats had left.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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A cat needs about 6 ounces a day. How many cats did she have?
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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At least three, but I believe there were a few more cat carriers being carried out of there this morning.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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ChrisElston wrote: there were a few more cat carriers being carried out of there this morning
"Hey, Guys! There's plenty of food at our place. Come on over!"
I'm happy to say that our cat wouldn't eat us -- if you give him the same food more then twice in a row, he turns his nose up at it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Poor old lady, shame no one had contact with her for that long, kids or friends. R.I.P. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Dunno if she had any of either, was found by mobile hairdresser turning up for appointment.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I think the cats probably did it!
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It was the black and white one!
He even looks like a butler!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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She was standing at the top of the stairs and they Pussed her.
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It depends. If the toilet seat was opened they would had some chance as the water source is there. But two weeks without food is a challenge even for a human. Such small animal will probably starve to dead.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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Deyan Georgiev wrote: Such small animal will probably starve to dead.
I think the point of the post is they wouldn't have starved to death as they had a big lump of fresh meat there to feast on.
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Thanks for nothing! Now I have this terrible image in my head
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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I hear stories like this from time to time, and they always leave me thinking about H. P. Lovecraft's short story, The Cats of Ulthar[^]
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You may, or may not agree with me, but I do feel that the decision of Popular Science to shut off comments[^] is the right one to take. Thoughts/comments?
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