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How dare you criticize Apple? Didn't you read the NDA!
I'm glad this is clarified, long live Apple!
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- What is marriage?
Answer:
- To have unlimited Internet traffic, but to be granted access to only one site...
We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.
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Unlimited traffic? In this universe?
Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5
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CDP1802 wrote: Unlimited traffic? In this universe? It's called the M25.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ioan-Alexandru wrote: To have unlimited Internet traffic I don't really get that part, but my "one site" has multiple pages.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Link to a Flash animation or it didn't happen.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give them the advice they need," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
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Where does a lawyer go for a brain checkup? To a proctologist
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"Missing? Held ball for the thirsty."(9)
Easy (ish) to end the week.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Come on chaps !!!
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM!
Which movie?
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The one with the green lizard thing? Rango[^] perhaps?
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Amistad?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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JarHead?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Return of the ****ing Pain in the @rse
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not quite Dennis, but still a Menace [^]
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Tom and Jerry star in Armageddon
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace
I happen to have watched it recently
modified 20-Sep-13 6:00am.
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"Star Wars - Phantom Menace"...?! Never heard of...
(yes|no|maybe)*
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People flying KLM were obviously so incensed that they messed up their voting forms.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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