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W∴ Balboos wrote: It's a handy and precise weapon for many battles. Oh, sure.
... If all you fight is fairies at the bottom of the garden![^]
Never underestimate the communicative effect of a smack in the mouth
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Unless you've rounded the heads off I suggest getting a bigger cheater pipe to stick over the end of your ratchet. Adding 4 or 5 feet of pipe will turn you from a pasty faced code money into He-Man.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: Unless you've rounded the heads off
even in this case all may not be lost. A good Stillson wrench can get a purchase on almost any metal surface if there's sufficient space to use it.
Andy B
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If it ain't a Mudder it ain't worth saving. (Or elbowing some Mother's into.)
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam !!!
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I lost my otherwise professional demeanor at T.B.A. [^]
-- RP
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"Weep softly facing good beat and highly extreme method of obfuscation."(12)
Difficult but solvable.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Weep CRY
softly P
facing TO
good G
beat RAP
and highly extreme HY
method of obfuscation
CRYPTOGRAPHY
Couldn't let you win again!
[edit]Finger trouble - swapped the P & T - OriginalGriff[/edit]
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Finger trouble
Disadvantage of using the middle finger,eh?
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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OriginalGriff wrote: Finger trouble - swapped the P & T You don't want to do that in a nice cafe.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side of death.
Which movie?
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Ummm..
Hotel Transylvania ?
Not familiar with this...
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Underworld - Prequel of the prequel
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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The Conservative party conference
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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There's a brighter side of death?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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No you aren't! You're a very naughty boy!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Let the Lord of the Black Land come forth! Let justice be done upon him!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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Tony Blair - A Life
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Tony Blair - A Lifear
FTFY
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Debbie does Dracula?
He obviously attacks her while she's on her period, so it's a really messy thing!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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that is correct, did you look it up?
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No V.
I had watched it multiple times on TV.
So remembered this dialogue (spoken by the heroine or her brother i think).
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