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Ah, sorry for the repost.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Anyone who blindly follows a satnav is an idiot, regardless of what device it runs on.
There are people who have turned down railroad tracks before now, I'd say that shows considerably more stupidity than going onto a runway. At least a runway is still tarmac.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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And "turned left into a river" as well...
You do have to wonder if there is a Christmas Cracker firm printing driving licences sometimes.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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ChrisElston wrote: There are people who have turned down railroad tracks before now,
People were doing that long before sat-nav was available.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Movie Quote Of The Day
A: I've heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a king cobra?
B: Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
I wonder who would say that kind of thing, that way.
But more importantly: Which movie?
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V. wrote: you were bitten by a king cobra
Well, it certainly can't be any of the Debbie movies, because then it would have been the other way around!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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V. wrote: wonder who would say that kind of thing, that way.
Tom Hanks.
V. wrote: But more importantly: Which movie?
The Money Pit.
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Clumsily Enable Depth Sex For The Superfluous (III, XI)
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Tom Lawton wrote: Clumsily Enable Depth Sex For The Superfluous Secundis(III, XI, I)
FTFY!
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Nursing Home on the Run
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Luis Suarez, 30 days in the desert.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Well, it wasn't the real Chuck - he wouldn't boast!
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Chuck? Mmm. Sounds familiar.
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Carry on... Up the Jungle
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Anybody, any time, talking to Ms H.
speramus in juniperus
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Interview with Bear Grylls
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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According to this the internet is irrelevant
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itnews: Meanwhile, dial-up access is still being used, albeit only by 3 percent of connected adults, the survey said. Does that count as being hipster?
Zickuhr: We've found that most offline adults either don't see the Internet as relevant to them, or feel that it would be too difficult to start If only they knew how addictive it is afterall
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What is internet?
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Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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I have no Idea but to know I am immortalized by the great walterhevedeich in his signature is better than internet
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"the Internet is irrelevant and too technical, survey says"
Bloody cr@p reporters.
"The survey" didn't say anything of the kind. It was the opinion of an undisclosed percentage of 3% of the respondents.
That means that at least 97% disagree with the statement, so the survey says bollocks to the headline.
There should be laws against reporting such outrageous distortions -- or, at very least, it should be a sackable offence.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sex and drama sells so they probably ran out of sex scandals
Mmm sex scandal in the IT world... Imagine that!
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CBadger wrote: Mmm sex scandal in the IT world... Imagine that! Hmmmm...FB ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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