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When I was a kid I told my parents I wanted to be an archer when I grew up. They said I should aim higher.
/ravi
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Consider becoming a mortician: your clients are dying to see you.
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I wouldn't it's a dead end job
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That's just Hearse-say!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Steady on, or I'll have a bone to pick with you.
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Folks, this thread has no life left in it. Consider it dead and buried. Continuing it would be a grave mistake. It doesn't have a prayer.
/ravi
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Like beating a dead horse?
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I have a dead horse for sale quite cheap
oh wait a minute I have been told off for flogging a dead horse
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You must be stuck like glue[^].
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I think that joke has saled.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: a grave mistake Isn't that when they bury someone in the wrong grave?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I think it's when they bury the wrong person in the right grave.
/ravi
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If you want a real dead-end job, look for work as a grave digger.
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but thats so boring, dead boring in fact
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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On the surface maybe. But you never know what you might dig up at work.
/ravi
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My parents wanted me to be a photographer but I never pictured myself as one.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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I think you may have been too hasty. You should've seen what develops.
/ravi
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I thought that was negative.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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You have to stop seeing things in black and white.
/ravi
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I don't think I change that in a flash.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Trust me, it's not that hard. You just have to focus.
/ravi
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My parents wanted me to be a musician, but I couldn't play along with their idea.
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I've made a note of that.
/ravi
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You can sing this parent song all the time, but this was my idea.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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I applied to be the Invisible Man but no-one would see me.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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