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'Appy burfdee to ye.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Thank you!
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Lots of excellent people were born on the 9th of October; Brian Blessed, John Lennon, John Entwistle for example.
Also the less excellent Sharon Osbourne, Scott Bakula, and Antony Booth.
Plus the occasional sunshine as David Cameron is 47 today.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Am I counted as Excellent too?
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Thank you!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mate!
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Thank you!
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He's a top bloke!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Maybe he's inlove!
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He seems to be in good mood.. go talk for a raise..
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You sure he's not trying to set a record?
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I think he's just turned 50
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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You checked if he's Dead or Alive?
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So I am writing this application for key cutting machines and one of the method is to generate codes to feed to the machine that cut actual keys.... So for the next generation developer I am leaving below method signature and a very useful comment...
protected void IAmTheKeyMaker()
{
}
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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That's rather poor naming! The method name needs to describe its purpose - at least return a boolean and rename it as "AmITheKeyMaker"
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote:
protected void VinzClortho(out Key key)
{
key = new Key();
return key;
}
C9999: attempt to return a value from a void method
Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo.
- Harvey
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H.Brydon wrote: Gary R. Wheeler wrote:
protected void VinzClortho(out Key key)
{
key = new Key();
return key;
}
C9999: attempt to return a value from a void method
But hey, thats all protected (aka classified) info!!!! So its OK!
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protected Key VinzClortho(out Key key)
{
key = new Key();
return key;
} Bitch, bitch, bitch...
Software Zen: delete this;
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This is so The Weird and The Wonderful
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You could have quoted another great movie - of a somewhat different genre: Ghostbusters[^]
Louis: [possessed by Vinz Clortho] I am The Keymaster!
Dana Barrett: [possessed by Zuul] I am The Gatekeeper!
But then you would have had to implement a gatekeeper method as well, of course!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Truthfully, I thought some of them were 0% chicken meat. And no, not the vegan ones.
In a world where you can't pronounce most of the ingredients on packages it really isn't surprising anymore to find out what is in processed "food." Or what isn't in it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Not surprising at all, what I am surprised at is that they are still allowed to refer to it as chicken.
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