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Two scientists have won the Nobel prize in physics for their work on the theory of the Higgs boson.
Peter Higgs, from the UK, and Francois Englert from Belgium, shared the prize.
I don't trust all these particles, they just make everything up.
speramus in juniperus
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That seems very unfair, giving Higgs all the glory.
If there were two awards, why didn't Boson get one?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The bosun was busy with Master Bates before he went to Roger the cabin boy.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Great joke - I will for sure use this one tomorrow 
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Belgium 
think I'll have a ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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I was deeply saddened to see that Hoggs Bison wasn't acknowledged.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Hmm, bacon and steak, that would certainly get my vote!
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Now you mention it, it also gets mine. Bacon and steak. Now we're talking. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I don't trust all these particles, they just make everything up.
That should be, "make up everything", as per yesterday's version[^] of that joke. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Leslie would be proud of your sharp eye.
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Richard Deeming wrote: That should be, "make up everything", as per yesterday's version[^] of that joke.
Just what I was thinking about posting!
Marc
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Lunchtime sandwiches made, plated, clingfilmed and in the fridge? Check.
Tea, coffee in cups / cafetiere with sugar substitute / sugar? Check.
Kettle filled and pre-heated? Check.
Ok...
Handcuffs? Check.
Ball gag? Check.
Leg restraints? Check.
Pain killers and bandages? Check.
Toothbrush and paste? Check.
Dentist appointment card? Check.
OK. Think I'm about ready to fetch Herself from work and tell her she's due a check up today then.
This isn't going to go well...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I both empathise and sympathise with Michelle. Though *they* do a sterling job [allegedly], *they* scare the bejezus out of me and I wouldn't shed a tear if the whole bally lot of *them* where dumped in the ocean amid man-eating and above all hungry sharks.
Actually I might shed a tear, but only for the gold in *their* fillings.
B'tards!
/and an other thing
I have severe munchies, so I am warming some lovely home made winter stew and a loaf of Morrison's finest discount garlic bread.
speramus in juniperus
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I just had my lunch and went back to my office and sat down. Felt a tad peckish still so have just finished a whole packet of custard creams washed down with a can of full fat coke.
I feel fine now....although a tad 
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I have some Bourbons for the same post-lunch needs.
speramus in juniperus
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I have a 2.5 packets of them on reserve and also a packet of chocolate digestives in the fridge. Then there are the 2 packets of ginger nuts, 1 packet Plain Digestives and 2 packets of Abernethy.
Dare say the steward will be in past tonight and re-stock as well. Should see me through the next few days 
Edit: Abernethy biscuits -> http://caledonianhampers.com/image/cache/data/abernethy%20biscuits-1000x1000.jpg[^]
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Morphine, you could bend her like a pretzel throw her in the truck/boot and take her anywhere and she wouldn't care.
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Gawd, I hate that stuff. Destroys my short term memory for weeks after I have it. 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Gawd, I hate that stuff. Destroys my short term memory for weeks after I have it.
Yeah I know that's a real problem that...what were we talking about?
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My SO had a wisdom tooth out last Friday. Today is Wednesday and the whingeing continues.
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Was there a celebration for our 10,101,010th Member?
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Yes. We had jelly, cake and ice cream.
It was jolly good fun.
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Oh good, my invite must have been lost in the post, bloody Royal Mail!
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It was in the same envelope as your Royal Mail shares.
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