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Poorly questioned!
Do you need teh codez ?
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URGNTZZ!!!!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Clone yourself, and go both ways. That way, one of you will be right.
Of course, as far as most managers are concerned all that means is one of you will be wrong...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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If only
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If it is a life/death situation, go see him right away; if not, just wait until he finishes the conference call.
Weird question.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Consider putting a note on his/her table: 'whenever you have 5 minutes...'.
JM2B,
Pablo.
"Accident: An inevitable occurrence due to the action of immutable natural laws." (Ambrose Bierce, circa 1899).
"You are to act in the light of experience as guided by intelligence" (Rex Stout, "In the Best Families", 1950).
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Call finished, Boss runs from room, wait 5 mins, comes back (sound of flushing toilet!) show him problem, agrees with a "well that a s**tty design, they are the same aren't they?" phone rings back to call. looks like I'm bodging this afternoon
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Do something else and wait. *shrug*
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I've run it through the net and the answer is here[^]
speramus in juniperus
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Leave a sticky note on his monitor:
"Gone to meet daytime hooker, please call me back when you have five minutes..."
He should notice and call you back.
No memory stick has been harmed during establishment of this signature.
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Always keep the boss(es) in the loop. They love it.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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An you have nothing else to do while he finishing the conference???
How I envy you!!!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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Walk in rip the phone line from the wall, stand and glare at him for 30 seconds and demand a response from him NOW. Note, only do this if you already have another job lined up!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Temping, very temping!
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I once had a project come to a grinding halt when a manager refused to talk to the BA or myself on requirements. After a number of meetings where he did not turn up the BA spat the dummy and she did exactly that, when hauled up in from of the development manager she explained, she was still sacked but so was the manager. The BA is still a good friend 15 years later.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Just wondering BA? Business Accounts...
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Business Analyst - something all successful developers needs.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Oh! don't have one, maybe that explains my quandary
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Funnily I came across the Ruby on rails[^] forum.
Don't laugh, It has atleast 1 post out there.
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I thought it was a good question!
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Yep. And well appreciated to. it's highlighted in light gray!
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And it was special appearance of that member who asked that question.
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