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I humbly accept your suggestions.
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I'm Brazilian; English and other human languages in general aren't my best skills so I apologise for my less than perfect English...
"Given the chance I'd rather work smart than work hard." - PHS241
"'Sophisticated platform' typically means 'I have no idea how it works.'"
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How did he learn how to program?
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well, that's the thing, i think he learned with delphi and then VB.Net, but he has alread worked with C#
I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)
"Given the chance I'd rather work smart than work hard." - PHS241
"'Sophisticated platform' typically means 'I have no idea how it works.'"
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that's odd,
even in delphi the [] are used when creating arrays.... anyway, punch him until the <> become []...
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
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Sentenryu wrote: "Oh, that's an array? i thought arrays were declared with <>, like list<int>"
Does he work on Obamacare?
Marc
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...your shirt has more Xs than Taylor Swift.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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...the last time you saw 90210 it was on the bathroom scales.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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...I am sick of throwing welcome party when you turn around.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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...I took a photo of you last Christmas...
...and it's still printing.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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If I had to pick the five fattest people I know you would be three of them.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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....can you move to the stern of the ship so we can get the prop back in the water.
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That's a big ass, 20 or 30 thousand tons.
BTW, I remember when I watched Titanic and the old lady at the start of the film said it sunk.
I felt that rather spoilt the film, giving the ending away like that was a bad move on the part of the director.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: I felt that rather spoilt the film, giving the ending away like that was a bad move on the part of the director.
On hindsight, no one would be interested in watching a movie about a ship that didn't sink.
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What do Cher and Joan Rivers have in common?
Plastic Surgeon
Sorry pulling an all nighter and a little punchy.
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What is amazing is that Joan Collins is 80
Here is a pic[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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The wonders of modern medicine.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Here is a pic[^]
Do you remember Jack Nicholson playing The Joker in Batman? THAT look.
speramus in juniperus
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That's only half of Joan Collins.
The rest ended up in an incinerator.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I would probably find that funny if I had any idea what it meant.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"'Is it possible to abandon ship' is heard from the bridge."(10)
Not too hard if you think about it.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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"Can't I/he leave her?"
CANTILEVER.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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VG!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Well done.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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