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Do this[^], then.
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Grow it long down the back, and cover the front with a label.
Either way, you win -- either she'll see it as artistic expression, or she'll think you're the person named on the label.
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We Indians believe that losing hair means getting richer.
so now the question is: Which one you like more, Hair or Money?
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Rutvik Dave wrote: We Indians believe that losing hair means getting richer.
That must be your way of self consolation.
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No! we ask tricky counter question to a question that is very difficult to solve.
I think we are lazy but smart people. (in other words we are more suitable for IT, Oh snap!)
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Rutvik Dave wrote: we ask tricky counter question to a question Gawd!
If that's what Indian men are like, I'd hate to have to deal with the women.
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Get money to grow hair?
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I don;t drink.
Hello World!
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contracting1990 wrote:
And that's why this problem occurs.
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Alcohol kill brain cells
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I hate to have to tell you this, but that's bollocks.
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No it is not
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Is this the five-minute argument, or the full half hour?
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90 mins talk show
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Look in the last place where you had it.
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Is that what you did when you lost them?
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I figure my errant follicles must all be stuck between the pages of comedy MSS, because I only lose them when writing comedy.
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try writing criminal cases
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Most of my writing is criminal.
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I have no idea and it doesn't look like I ever will. [smug]
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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