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...your shirt has more Xs than Taylor Swift. 
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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...the last time you saw 90210 it was on the bathroom scales.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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...I am sick of throwing welcome party when you turn around.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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...I took a photo of you last Christmas...
...and it's still printing.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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If I had to pick the five fattest people I know you would be three of them.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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....can you move to the stern of the ship so we can get the prop back in the water.
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That's a big ass, 20 or 30 thousand tons.
BTW, I remember when I watched Titanic and the old lady at the start of the film said it sunk.
I felt that rather spoilt the film, giving the ending away like that was a bad move on the part of the director.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: I felt that rather spoilt the film, giving the ending away like that was a bad move on the part of the director.
On hindsight, no one would be interested in watching a movie about a ship that didn't sink. 
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What do Cher and Joan Rivers have in common?
Plastic Surgeon
Sorry pulling an all nighter and a little punchy.
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What is amazing is that Joan Collins is 80
Here is a pic[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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The wonders of modern medicine.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Here is a pic[^]
Do you remember Jack Nicholson playing The Joker in Batman? THAT look.
speramus in juniperus
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That's only half of Joan Collins.
The rest ended up in an incinerator.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I would probably find that funny if I had any idea what it meant.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"'Is it possible to abandon ship' is heard from the bridge."(10)
Not too hard if you think about it.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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"Can't I/he leave her?"
CANTILEVER.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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 VG!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Well done.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission.
Which movie?
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Whitney meats Paris... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Going to work on Mondays
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Ted Cruz and the Democrats?
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Vaccum Cleaner.
VB6
SAP
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"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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