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Wow that's a real flash from the past, "1 million instructions/per second" blazing.
modified 11-Nov-13 17:59pm.
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For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being.
Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible)
So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?
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devvvy wrote: tangible
sorry but tangible & sexy will never match!
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Any person who thinks he is sex, is not.
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and any sex that thinks is male or female, is not.
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...and you can tell that immediately if they ever try to sing "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" at the drop of a karaoke mike...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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that makes me very sexy
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Most architect (the building types) I know are good looking (both men and women).
They have a strange secy mix between an artist and a scientist.
I'd rather be phishing!
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devvvy wrote: Then, why are we not? ..it's the other way around; it's not being geeky that makes unsexy - it's unsexy that has a larger chance at becoming geeky.
It's a huge generalization of course, but the market would have been quite different if a certain mister Gates would have been a chick-magnet.
devvvy wrote: So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy? Again, being sexy has an impact before you even choose a career-path. If it weren't, one would be able to become sexy by (part time) working as an architect.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Under no circumstances can I be even remotely considered to be sexy. My code, on the other hand, exudes an allure that causes most women to swoon.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: My code, on the other hand, exudes an allure that causes most women to swoon. A fart, if done just right (i.e., the noxious gases that emanates from under my dogs tail - dear lord, how can such a small creature produce an odour that fills a room like that), also exudes something to cause most women to swoon.
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Gawd I wish I knew.
When Dij was a kitten, he was really tiny - he comfortably fit in a single hand.
But the smells he could "produce" - seemingly at will - filled the room with a noxious miasma that glued itself to your throat...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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The last time I showed my code to a woman, I also thought she swooned.
Actually she had just fallen asleep.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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In my case it was the 14 goto statements in a short method that caused her to swoon. Apparently she misunderstood when someone had described me as being the "go to guy" in the group.
/ravi
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Perhaps in Hong Kong you aren't seen as sexy.
However in Europe geeks are major league sex symbols: we have to "Beat them off with a stick" and pretend ineptitude with anything electronic if we want a quiet drink...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Beat them off with a stick" and pretend ineptitude with anything electronic if we want a quiet drink
i need to wear this attitude next time i go for a drink, see if this energy will draw a different attention
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reminds me friend of mine who's an engineer complained his gf made his plays guitar under a tree in a park, he felt quite uncomfortable as he's not an exhibitionist
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Nearly half the developers I have met seem to think brushing teeth and wearing underwear are optional. Personal hygiene goes a long way and devs, by and large, seem to get away with not having much, just the bare minimum.
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Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote: wearing underwear are optional
Because it is. And how would you know anyway?
"I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's something pretty unusual." -- John Winger
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Tangible?
Are we talking about the same kind of architect?
All the architects I've known just come up with bright ideas that programmers/carpenters/builders have to rework several times, just to reach even the remotely possibility of bringing them into tangibility.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And then then melt cars, cook eggs...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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