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My racing snail is not winning races any more so I decided to remove his shell - to make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work.
If anything it made him more sluggish.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I'll get your coat!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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He shell feed him better instead.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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My snail got molested by a turtle and when I asked her if she got a look at the perpetrator she said no it all happened to fast.
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Does he go up to other snails now going "Big Issue!" ???
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I'll get my boot.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I, recently, was informed that digestive system of pandas is same as that of a bear. They are meant to eat meat but all they eat is bamboo. Interesting. There are insanely huge amounts of surprises universe has for us.
/Back to learn why they don't eat meat.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Pandas refuse to do anything that would enable them to survive.
Crappest animal ever, they don't deserve saving.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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But they look cute - as long as you don't look too closely - which means they survive by getting others to do all the difficult bits.
A bit like students and QA really.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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ChrisElston wrote: Crappest animal ever
Sorry, but that will be a pigeon. The rat with wings.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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I have immense love for wildlife. I find this heart breaking.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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They're black, white, Asian and cute. That just have to be politically incorrect. 
Politicians are always realistically manoeuvering for the next election. They are obsolete as fundamental problem-solvers.
Buckminster Fuller
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I'll swap you a koala for stupid. Only eats a certain type of gum leaf and sleeps 20 hours a day because that food source is so low in nutrition. Some bears are really stupid.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I'll swap you a koala for stupid. Only eats a certain type of gum leaf and sleeps 20 hours a day because that food source is so low in nutrition. Some bears are really stupid.
But you know as well as I do, you wouldn't stand underneath one and say that. Would you?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I am very wary of drop bears and never loiter under gum trees.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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why thank you... now why did you have to wake me up?
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.. and some bears are really bears, unlike the panda and koala
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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d@nish wrote: I, recently, was informed that digestive system of pandas is same as that of a bear.
That isn't very surprising, considering that giant pandas are bears.
Most bears will eat just about anything, like dogs. Polar bears eat mostly meat and pandas eat mostly bamboo shoots, but most bears eat all kinds of things. Pandas will eat birds, frogs, etc. in addition to their staple bamboo, they're herbivores for the most part but they aren't vegetarians.
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Yes, but unlike any other bear species, they prefer vegetarian. That, to me, is kind of interesting.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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A very famous panda once could survive for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Of course, he also loved his soupy noodles.
And it is said, he could never touch his toes.
[Bowing before this Panda]
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+5  - The only good thing Jack Black has ever done. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I wish he comes back with another edition of awesomeness.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Eats shoots and leaves... Leslie knows the rest.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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crap pandas[^]
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Most bears are predominantly vegetarian, although Brown Bears will stuff loads of fish down their throats just before the hibernation.
Black bears are mainly vegetarian but will eat small mammals and will happily raid bins.
Spectacled bears are almost completely vegetarian, eating palms, bamboo and marmalade sandwiches.
Sun Bears are predominantly eaters of Honey (and therefore a friend to psychotic tigers and depressed pigs), but are also massive consumers of ants and termites.
It is only Ursus maritimus that is carnivorous and is one of the very few creatures that actively hunts humans.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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