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Not true: the first thing you should know is how to answer the question "Does my bum look big in this?"
A millisecond of hesitation can result in a world of pain...
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Wonna tell you a secret? When you have been asked this trick question. You should do the following:
1) You first Look
2)If the thing is acceptable you say that the girl(sheep or whatever ) never looked as good as today and that girl friend from highschool will look like a beggar next to her.
3) if the clothes are terrible on the person you say : Love(Pumpkin or whatever) i think the red dress with the naked back will make more women jealous.
4) if you mess up or you take too long time to answer you should RUN very fast and don't look back... ever
Good luck
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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No, no, no - never, ever take the time to look! If you do, that counts as "hesitation" and will be counted against you.
Instead, train your brain: I am no longer even aware of the question. My ears receive the sound "Does my bum look big in" and my mouth has started to answer automatically. We now refer to this as "Does my bum look big in this No!?" as in extreme cases I can answer the question slightly before the question is finished. This is an acceptable time period for Herself and many other ladies.
Any perceptible delay will lead to accusations that you think the lady is over her optimum weight, and things go downhill from there pretty rapidly regardless of what you do or don't say or do. Learn this skill! Practice with your mates! It could save your love life!
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If you don't look its the same thing as saying its bad . Normally you should get the response "But you didn't look". Which is worse because you don't pay "attention" to her.
Imagine that Your Herself is wearing something really bad that adds more shape to the problematic areas. If you don't follow step 3. After the evening you will be blamed that you didn't say anything. Either case you lose. I will advice you to tell that she is looking good but will look better in something else. That way it wont hurt you that long if you leave her with something that looks terrible on her
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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You are lucky, if I delay OR fail to look I get shot down.
speramus in juniperus
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The correct response is: "Yes, it looks great!"
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-- Lying to a police officer is never a good idea.
-- The uniform trousers issued to police officeresses always make their bums look big, no matter how sylphlike they are.
Let's face it, we're screwed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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stgagnon wrote: what is the average age of Loungers? Physically or emotionally?
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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I HATE math problems - especially those involving calculus, and most especially Limits.
My average age keeps changing, second-by-second, minute-by-minute, hour-by-hour.
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stgagnon wrote: Also, what is the average age of Loungers?
I do not admit to being older than 6.5E8 µfortnights.
First machine was an IBM 1130.
Send lawyers, guns and money
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1)Take the trouble of collecting scenes and sounds from many movies.
2)Put them together.
3)Post them on youtube with the word official in it.
4)Go back to number one.
I've got nothing against fan made trailers and short movies. But why bother to pretend it is real?
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
modified 21-Nov-13 8:06am.
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More views - more ad money
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One thing I learned a loooong time ago... there are people with A LOT of time on their hands.
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Well, if you've got a computer and you live in a trailer, what else is there to do?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Paulo Augusto Künzel wrote: 3)Post them on youtube with the word Oficial in it.
Not being able to spell the word "official" should give you the first clue that it's not real.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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my bad...
fixed it
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
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Prologue[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Oooh, the fall of Arcadia. Saturday night can't come quick enough for me.
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Why are you, and the other daleks, going to invade Gallifrey?
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Have any of you ever done volunteer development work? If so, was it for a large organization, perhaps nationwide? Or something smaller, like a local cause? Through my girlfriend's mother, I got in contact with a local non-profit group. Their Web site was horribly put together by some guy, a slackjob. Luckily it isn't very complicated and we could keep the design and just rework the small amount of server-side stuff.
Anyhow, have any of you ever done something like that? I've been looking for places to volunteer my skills for a long time. I just didn't find it until now. Just curious.
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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Based on how long its taking for some of my customers to pay me, all my work is volunteer
I've done work for friends on websites, I also worked for a non-profit[^] (but didn't volunteer). I also do a lot of R&D work for myself that doesn't pay (yet) if that counts...
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Ron Beyer wrote: but didn't volunteer
You were sent there by a judge?
Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5
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Some days it felt like it, yes. Government run program, so we had more meetings about work than work to perform. As it turns out I spent about a year re-writing the survey tracking and reporting (STAR) system that they were running in MS Access when they cancelled the program with the group who was running it and transferred control to a new company, hence everybody was let go.
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If you are in New England, several of my cow-orkers volunteer here.
"GiveCamp is a weekend-long event where technology professionals – including designers, developers and database administrators as well as marketers and web strategists – donate their time and unique
talents to provide software solutions for local charities and other non-profit organizations. "
http://newenglandgivecamp.org/about/[^]
Send lawyers, guns and money
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That's great! I've never seen anything like that. Unfortunately, I'm not in New England. I'm in Middle Tennessee. I wonder if they have anything like that around here -- I may have to do a little research this evening. Thank you.
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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