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Nah, it's just that I went a little crazy, and when I came back, I found myself here... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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I told you: The RITALIN pills, not the other ones
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The blue ones, you mean? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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I seem to think that someone has had a liquid lunch, hey it's Friday...
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![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) Cheers! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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A lady walks into Tiffany's.
She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farted.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little whoops and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Good looking as well.
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's, he politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?
'Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam.. if you farted just looking at it - you're going to sh*t when I tell you the price.."
speramus in juniperus
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Who did you piss off, I just gave this 5 as it elicited a chuckle and noticed the score of 4.5 something, you had been down voted for this !
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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"Page not found"
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Your link says: Sorry - that page doesn't exist. If you have followed a link from an email or another site, then it may have been truncated or simply entered incorrectly in the first place.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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No your link doesn't work either! I'm blaming CP anyway have updated the OP.
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A rare commodity, by the way linky no worky  <<sorry, linky="" fixy="">>
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Well, all they have to do is put in fake fire alarms. Just like the developers did with Healthcare.gov, just make it look like it works but underneath it doesn't have to because you know it will never be used.  Badump.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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of course, if the furniture, mattresses and other flammable things did catch fire, and the walls started to melt, the result might be people crushed by thousands of pounds of falling ice.
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Just taken a batch of fresh baked bread rolls out of the oven.
And eaten one, still hot, and slathered with butter.
Nom nom nomnomnomnom...
There are indeed some things that coding cannot match.
Never tried using an egg in a bread recipe before, but it worked! And now the whole house smells of bread 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Curse you! Now I have to look for a bakery.
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My girlfriend makes healthy muffins sometimes. With butter and a bit of salt they really make for a good start of the day
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Damn your eyes now I'm hungry and there ain't nothing but a chocolate cupcake in the cupboard.
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I can do you a bun.
Ham and cheese ok?
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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 Much obliged!
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Ok - it's done.
Do you have a BunMail address I can send it to?
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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mike@beammeoverabun.com
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