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Damnit! Why does every attempt to correct someone else's grammar contain at least one mistake?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: Damnit! Why does every attempt to correct someone else's grammar contain at least one mistake?
It's Carma in action.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: It's Carma in action.
Oh, come on!
CARMA (not to be confused with Karma[^]) may refer to:
- Carma, a transportation technology company (formerly known as Avego), based in Cork, Ireland
- Carma Developers, Canadian residential land developing company
- Carbon Monitoring for Action, part of the Center for Global Development
- Chicago Area Radio Monitoring Association, scanner radio listeners club based in the Chicago Illinois area
- Combined Array for Research in Millimeter-wave Astronomy, astronomical instrument composed of 23 radio telescopes
- Computer-Assisted Research Mathematics and its Applications, a Priority Research Centre at the University of Newcastle, Australia
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Center for Global Development wrote: Center for Global Development
Which is the definitive proof that yanks can't spell properly (CGD is, apparently, Washington-based) vs:
Priority Research Centre wrote: Priority Research Centre
Which spells properly, following the rules set long ago by the Great Empire.
Let the fires burn!
(ducking under the table)
This isn't a signature
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Yes, the FAA is offering tips for holiday travelers due to the fact that any plane can crash at any time and kill you.
Save time by praying at home.
clickety[^]
www.dirkstechblog.blogspot.com
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And with the seats so close together it'd so hard to bend over and kiss your butt goodbye.
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Made I larf.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The next up news was interesting.
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I JUST GOT A PAY RISE
I jut got a pay rise,
Nah nah nah naaaahhhh
Nah nah nah nahhhhhhh!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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up to the next tax bracket ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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Bugger - I'd better check!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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yes, because of your saved up vacation and sick pay.
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akshully I'm overdrawn on the vacation allowance
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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_Maxxx_ wrote: I jut got a pay rise,
Clearly not based on spelling and/or typing ability!!
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So, should it be P-Rise?
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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True! I was told it was based upon be being totally awesome and an asset to the company.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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Jeepers... Maccas has sure upped their staff feedback since I worked there as a 15 year old!!
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_Maxxx_ wrote: asset
I strive to be one, and I have 2 letters left to complete.
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Shameel phone home?
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Shameel wrote: asset. I strive to be one, and I have 2 letters left to complete.
So, for now you're just set?
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Thanks
is on me.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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