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It's a good thing you are teetotal then - imagine if someone get completely legless and spoiled it for the happy couple!
Enjoy!
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Why change from every other family outing where me and legless would have been a good place to stop.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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How do you estimate time fir writing code? If your manager ask you to give him a time for something to be done?
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Experience.
It's not an exact science - it's guess work based on "how long this took me last time" plus a bit of "how accurate and complete is the spec?" with a soupcon of "what else do I have to do at the same time?" and some extra "padding time to make me look good". Occasionally there is also "How much am I being paid for this?" and "how much do I like this guy and want to do this?"
Complex.
So about 8.73 working days, probably.
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Does that include tea and fag breaks?
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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Don't drink tea, don't smoke. So no.
Coffee breaks are extra, natch.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: fag breaks They prefer to be called gay and openly admitting to attacking them isn't good form.
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In the UK a fag is a cigarette.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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In the US a fag can also mean a cigarette. I was kidding about it's other meaning. Drag changes based on context too, it could relate to a cigarette or a way of dressing. Strange language, English. Gay means happiness.
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Think of a number, add 2 and multiply by 3.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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So based on Griff numbers:
(8.73 + 2) * 3 = 32.19
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Shhhh....don't tell everyone, that's our secret.
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No, no, no! You are supposed to think of a number, not me!
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Isn't it a slandered timing for writing code
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Nope - stealing my numbers is plagiarism, not slander!
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My lawyers will explain it all to you when they arrive.
Shouldn't be long now...
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I'm out of here bye. Will deactivate my account
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Please ask the admins to re-activate your account; OriginalGriff was just joking, as he said here[^]
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I'm a slow coder.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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i thougt 50.
using your formula i calculated 156...
now i´m thinking about the measure...
is it minutes, hours or what?
finally, i chose "days"...
quite relaxing for me, but not for the Manager...
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Clodetta del Mar wrote: is it minutes, hours or what? Yes, of course.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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Clodetta del Mar wrote: is it minutes, hours or what?
All of them: 156 hours, 156 minutes, and 156 "what?" (although I'm sure your manager will helpfully provide most of those )
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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