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I have dreams about cheese cakes
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I once had a dream in which chocolate had been banned by the government ... in fact it wasn't a dream it was a nightmare!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Don't panic - even it it did happen, I "know a man" who can smuggle some over the border into England.
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please don't Wispa that as I can't hear you.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Can't be true.
Chocolate makes you at least two more than one-dimensional.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Are you poor? Apparently if you spend more than 10% of your income on fuel that is 'fuel poverty'. Similar definitions apply for housing and food.
Taking that 10% expenditure what poverty do you suffer from? Most Brits would be in housing poverty at that rate [though I believe 25% is the level there]. I may well be in Gin Poverty.
speramus in juniperus
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speramus in juniperus
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Look on the bright side, the sheep are low cost...
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And they keep the lawn trimmed.
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I dunno, there's shearing, wear and tear on the wellies...
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You've never shared a sheep in your life!
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Turns out, ex-wife poverty as well. Though at least that has a known end date.
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Let me guess: "When hell freezes over"?
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I second Harold. Tax Poverty.
Marc
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Well really! I'm clearly I'm in Cocoa based nutrition poverty!
I think I'll write to my MP! .... after I've eaten this Chocolate HobNob ... scrum ...
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I'm deep inside fuel poverty as I spend 15% a month of fuel.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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more then 10% on rent = poverty that sounds a little bit insane or did i misunderstood something there then?
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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I think the figure for housing poverty is around 20%; but then I think gin makes a good breakfast.
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