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It was a test question set by the Esteemed Mr Maunder: he was checking out a spam filter to remove the indian magic spam moron, and as a result it contained quite a few terms from the spamalanche posts we have been getting - needless to say, the spam filter hadn't grabbed it, which is why I was tempted to report our Lord And Hamster Master for spamming QA!
I suspect he removed it when testing was complete.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Who can put a curse on spammers?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Why don't you try it[^] out yourself?
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Because it's a load of old b*ll*cks?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You rang?
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Could you please put a curse on spammers for me?
Nothing too drastic - spammers don't have d**ks so we can't make them drop off - how about 1000 fleas infesting the nether regions? Easy / difficult?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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How about projecting the image of a Mankini wearing Sean permanently into their demented minds? Too much?
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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With maybe...just one nipple tassle?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Oh, that I just diabolical. I guess we are not bound by the Geneva Convention here.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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How about
May your ears turn to arse holes and sh*t all over your shoulders.
Another couple come to mind but that is the mildest.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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The Aussie curse is:
"May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down."
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Work well in central Sydney, does it?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Do you eat Emus or their eggs? I was just thinking that although your (now very big) chickens had kicked down the kazi you could still be in for a bit of profit.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Recently I have seen a black magic baba who's a recent member and a spammer. I don't know why he landed up here in CP as most of his posts were related to Astrology.
Thanks,
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to this[^] thread.
We still say +5[^] here in the Lounge, something that originated in the old voting system even though +1 would appear more appropriate since it is not possible to give +4 or anything like that anymore.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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I upvoted this and...
Quote: You voted 5. Rating now 5 (votes: 1)
Appeared. So it is still a +5.
<voice type="Ebeneezer Scrooge"> Bah. dumb bugs </voice>
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+5
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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A drunk Aussie was stumbling home one day when he got lost and found himself in the bush. He fell to the ground and noticed a lamp. He picked it up, and rubbed it, and out came a genie.
"You have three wishes, choose them wisely" says the Genie.
The Aussie, looking down at his last, and empty, bottle of beer and says "I want a beer that will never run out".
A bottle appears in front of him. He takes it, looks at it, and downs it. He looks at it again, and to his surprise, it was still full. The Aussie being very content starts walking away.
"Where are you going" asks the Genie "You still have two wishes left!"
"Well" replies the Aussie "Give me TWO more of these!"
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+5
/ravi
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Now the tricky part is figuring out in what direction the level just changed...
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Well spotted.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: drunk Aussie
well, the joke just lost all credibility right there ...
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Ok, I'll exchange every occurrence of Aussie with MM.
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