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No.
It should be "On Error Goto MyErrorHandler", where the unexpected error should be logged and the application should exit, since it is in an uncertain state and hence should not be doing any further writes on existing data to prevent it from potentially being destroyed.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You should be an Aurror.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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So this like a typical Monday for most developers?
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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You're really a sunshine!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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S u n s h i n e wrote: May your floats always be imprescise
Impresciosion propagates...
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Trying for something more interesting than just "may your iteration be infinite", I offer...
May your iteration fractalize as you recurse into the infinite depths of hell!
Marc
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try
{
// do every single part of the program inside here
}
catch (Exception err)
{
// Lets pretend nothing happened and all is well and brush any error under the carpet
}
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May there always be P in your CPU.
May you be required to use an interesting language.
May you never develop a virus.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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May you be forced to code in VB.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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+5 +6
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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May an erroneous hard return separate your DELETE statement from its WHERE clause.
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I'm not the only one who heard Bob Dylan singing this, right?
("Forever Young"...look it up)
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Current World Coffee Consumption is 1.3kg per person per year (7,358,897 metric tons) source
Now for me, 1.3 kg is around 6 weeks so you buggers have some explaining to do? How much coffee do you process?
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about 250 g a week so 1,5 kg per 6 weeks ...
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I get 800g bags and they last 3-4 weeks - depending on how much code I write.
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and there I thought you only code while drinking Gin
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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A single 227g bag will last me about a week. So about the same as you - 5.7 weeks for 1.3Kg.
Currently, Taylors Hot Lava Java[^] is my tipple of choice.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I drink Omnia[^], but I pay more like £5 for a 800g bag-o-beans when I go back. I buy 6-8 months worth at a time and store it in airtight boxes.
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None. along with Tobaccoo It must rank among the most shitest drugs known to man. The effects are so minimal it's pointless.
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Without the ...ene drugs the murder and divorce rate would sky rocket.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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I roasted and shipped out five pounds last night. People love coffee. When I was doing the research it seems the two most common reasons coffee "tastes bad" is that most people either burn it or use too much or too little coffee in their brew. Its surprisingly delicate for the great flavor.
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Yep. Over roasting it is a sin.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I was more referring to overcooking after the roasting. Coffee sitting on burners in offices scorching. Don Draper's just sipping it black and making the face and then sitting back satisfied. This is the way coffee should taste. A real man drinks coffee black no matter how bad it tastes.
Not! I do enjoy my French Press at home.
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Likewise - a plunger rather than a stewer, or my Espresso machine on occasion.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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