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Best. T-shirt. Ever.
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Jeffrey_Albertson[^]
You even managed to mangle the slashes in almost the same way!
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Mike Hankey wrote: Just learning DOS plz send codez
Since last 15 years
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Probably closer to 30.
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Mike Hankey wrote: C://\dos
C://\dos.run
run.dos.run
Been a while, eh?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Didn't even check when I copy and pasted.
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bacon weave chocolate topped taco[^]
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Drink it after that
I will have to show that to the owners of the local pub to see if they can accommodate me with a bacon weaved mug.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
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Even I have limits.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
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For someone from Israel you know a little too much about bacon. We're going to have to keep an eye on you.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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I prefer this kind of bacon
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That will work for me.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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Ok have you got an image of me going back to the kitchen?
That looks so good and I am so hungry...this is against the Geneva convention I believe.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Ok have you got an image of me going back to the kitchen?
Yes.
Mike Hankey wrote: this is against the Geneva convention I believe.
I think they make them in Geneva, or at least get the chocolate there.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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I'm on-line therefore I am.
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bacon weave taco[^]
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at it.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at it.
As he goes to the refrigerator to get some bacon.
Bacon and cheese, two of the 4 major food groups.
Note the layer of bacon at the bottom of the filling.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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JimmyRopes wrote: As he goes to the refrigerator to get some bacon.
You have a camera here or are you clairvoyant?
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Mike Hankey wrote: You have a camera here or are you clairvoyant?
I just had a mental image as I read your post.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
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JimmyRopes wrote: two of the 4 major food groups.
ethanol and girl being the other two...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: ethanol and girl being the other two...
That will work for me.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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I think I just vomited all over my desk.
This is probabably what people do with bad commercial bacon to make it good.
Get me a good bacon from happy pigs, nicely cooked (well cooked, slightly crispy) and I will be a happy camper.
but do not mix it with other crappy ingredients.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Just finished 24hrs Accounts exam. Phewww.. In paper, it was mentioned, that exam can be easily completed in 3hrs and there is no one in the whole MBA classroom who could finish it in less than 20 hrs. How on earth can anyone say it can be done in 3hrs.
Need a sleep now and stuck at work...
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