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Get laughed at by kookaburras.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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d@nish wrote: That's where I am till 15-Nov-2014. Any kind Aussie CPian here?
If you are only in Perth until the 15th cause you're then coming to Sydney you're in luck. That's the day I have my party and will be cracking my keg of beer in the backyard with a barbie.
If you're heading back to India you miss out.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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and it is trying to crawl out of my throat. Trying not to gag as I type this. What if it lays eggs in me belly?
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Drink water and flush it down. It is full of protein. Enjoy.
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Keep me informed of your progress, and I'll sell the story to hollywood.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your stomach acid should take care of that.
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Slacker007 wrote: What if it lays eggs in me belly? Doubt your stomach acid would allow that. Of course if it bothers you that much, just swallow a spider.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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A European fly or an African fly?
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He did say swallow, so it would have to be the unladen one. Beyond that, who can tell?
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Should have asked for ID and passport on the way in...
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Quick, swallow a spider!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Is your insurance up to date? clickity[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Is your insurance up to date? clickity[^]
Good thing he didn't swallow a centipede
(No way I'm actually linking to that movie here... Or its sequel)
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Does it taste like chicken?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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No, but it tastes like frog legs.
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That actually makes sense in a you are what you eat sort a way.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Perhaps you should swallow a spider,
it may wriggle and jiggle and tickle inside you,
just swallow the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why you swallowed the fly
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Slacker007 wrote: What if it lays eggs in me belly? Maybe this will happen to you NSFW...[^]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Hahah.. chest rips open.. bzzzzzzzz
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David O'Neil wrote: Perhaps you'll die
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Chris Losinger wrote: then you become a mommy
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Slacker007 wrote: What if it lays eggs in me belly?
Swallow a spider.
Will Rogers never met me.
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