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Take this![^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Cats are SO 2014
Hogan
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You mean 2014 BC, right? That's about the time they landed and forced the Egyptians to build temples for them.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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https://i.imgur.com/QKUHgT3.jpg[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Hi All,
I mentioned in a post yesterday that my New Year was mucked up by my Dad being taken ill, Ambulance, Hospital, Acute Ward and the like. Well they released him (think they were worried by his attempts at escape via a tunnel dug with a tea spoon), he is of the generation were a severed limb is cause to see the GP, most cuts can dealt with via antiseptic & band aids. He does not like the Hospital ('why is she calling me Keith, I don't know her' and on). 2015 can keep getting better as far as I am concerned.
The fish are very grateful to see Bob (not our Green Friend) as he generally feeds them!
modified 2-Jan-15 13:43pm.
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Good news, give the old duffer his medicine [with ice and slice] and don't forget to feed the fish.
veni bibi saltavi
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glennPattonPUB wrote: severed limb is cause to see the GP, most cuts can dealt with via antiseptic & band aids
Don't forget the hot, sweet tea!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Since when a pint is hot?
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Strange thing about people of that generation, they drank hot sweet tea to handle a crisis, most now drink spirits in preference (I think it was due to rationing?)
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Anyway the most important thing is, that your dad is ok now. I hope it is like this.
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Cheers Dude!
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Don't be stupid! Tea is for the wimmin when they've got an arm falling of, us menses have a G&T for viruses, Whiskey for bugs and both for physical harm.
veni bibi saltavi
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A friend mine missus is a nurse (!) go drinking with Medical people, never, repeat never seen so many G&Ts & Cigarettes consume in so shorter time, they are health professionals
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I have had the same experience, went out with a junior doctor many years ago and she nearly drank as much as me.
veni bibi saltavi
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Yeah, no.
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Great news - from my experience old man can't bear when nursing them, so give your dad all he wants...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Which tends to be Gin (can't have more than one, Docs order) & Sleep. Thanks dude!
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The thread below about McAfee and Kaspersky got me thinking...
I don't see why people still use virus scanners that are obtrusive. I haven't had a virus in years and most scanners act more like a virus than most viruses. Windows defender is already installed and kept up-to-date and comes with Windows. I download files in Chrome, which scans them automatically. Google warns against listed malware sites. Everybody knows not to run executable email attachments. Porn and warez are the major ways people get them (of course they lie about it).
I don't see why a professional would need crap like that on their system, outside of company policy or some garbage like that. Anyone else wonder why all the fuss still as well?
Jeremy Falcon
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+1 million, if I could
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Wow, Jeremy if someone would read this post of yours, I am pretty much sure they won't ever both downloading and installing these third-party utility applications, which in turn if not are activated, would cause much more havoc.
I, also try to make my friends well aware of this fact, that until or unless they click on some advertisement from any porn website (which you even indicated) or sometimes from a proxy unlocker website, there is no way a virus can be born inside of the computer.
Count my +1 for your post!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I actually got a virus from downloading security software for my jump drive.
Wipe and reinstall system since it did not have much on it.
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Gotta admire the irony at least.
Jeremy Falcon
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