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Chris Maunder wrote: all hackers are hot, buff, emotionally and physically mature geniuses who can handle themselves in a fight and end up with the hot law enforcement officer / FBI agent / double agent.
Uncanny how you've described my entire life story. Are you stalking me?
Don't be such a doubter.
Oh, I see why you're confused. I'm whitehat though. Blackhat is for weirdos.
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They need a hacker to correct the typo. Apparently he has aprtners.
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You just don't understand encryption as well as they do.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Isn't Bob all of that....and more?
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or Clippy?
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.
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Ah, Clippy. Good ole' clipster the hipster.
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Aight, now imaginge Bill Gates or that FaceBook kid in the hackers place. Or Linus. Or Stallman.
Easy[^].
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I thought all programmers were hot, buff and emotionally and physically mature geniuses ...
At least in our own fantasies.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Watched the trailer, it's like they saw my life and made a movie out of it
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Why is it I expect him to hammer some sense into the bad guys?
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He is going to nail them all
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Chris Maunder wrote: all hackers are hot, buff, emotionally and physically mature geniuses who can handle themselves in a fight and end up with the hot law enforcement officer / FBI agent / double agent
It's almost like we've met
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Just sit in the middle of the next Starbucks and open up http://geektyper.com/[^], press F11 to get full screnn, choose a theme (The first red font on black background is probably the best theme), and hack the FBI site. Do not forget to yell when you get "Access".
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Uh-oh... now I'm in trouble..
Security risk blocked for your protection
Reason: This Websense category is filtered: Web and Email Spam. Sites in this category may pose a security threat to network resources or private information, and are blocked by your organization.
URL: http://geektyper.com/
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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If this is already blocking you, you can drop the hacker career
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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...and keep my job
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: http://geektyper.com/
That's the funniest thing I have seen this week.
Awesome.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Yeah, you gotta make that the featured site of the week or something
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Cool website!
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For you, there is probably no difference between the site and how you code, right ?
(At least, this is how I have imagined you coding all these years, so if not, please lie and do not break my image of you )
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Hehe
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That site is brilliant!! +20
Jeremy Falcon
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Thor?
OK, hands up everyone who knows hackers/developers/other IT mortals who look like Thor.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Chris Maunder wrote: because all hackers are hot, buff, emotionally and physically mature geniuses Don't hate the player, hate the (video) game.
Jeremy Falcon
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