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That's good stuff.
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Yes - I prefer yours to the one I posted originally.
After all, who would want one's c**k hacked.
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Ah.... the censor engine does not allow the male variation of hen?
modified 29-Jan-15 22:49pm.
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If it wasn't for the fact that Obama didn't take office until well after the word was first used...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Great idea! Closest I can get on CP is this though:
Maybe that's for the best. I realize we're (almost) all men in here.
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Does it have any ram-afications?
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It's an army life this computing thing. General Failure is the boss of Private Browsing.
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Wait until Kernel FaultCheck gets a hold of all this.
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Why he's Corporal Punishments boss, of course.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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You just haven't met the right people.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I'd only worry about that if side-effects included blowing the kernel.
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Well, General Failure is a by product of the well-known oxymoron "Military Intelligence" and a piece of army philosophy:
- To make the right decision is commendableTo make the wrong decision is regrettable
- To make no decision at all is unforgivable
Reading your hard disk may (or may not) have been one of the few times that the first bullet describes.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: To make the right decision is commendable
To make the wrong decision is regrettableTo make no decision at all is unforgivable +5
Jeremy Falcon
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Please check my answer below. Its in invisible ink. Maybe I ran out of ink. I don't know.
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He's Major F***-up's boss
::edited to protect the kid sisters::
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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He is just keeping an eye on Sir Cumference.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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I love the comment: “Who would have thought that there were such clever criminals in Ellesmere Port”
I guess, once it's posted, you need a court order to open it to see if it contains stolen items - and when it's delivered the best the police can do is "handling stolen property"
That's clever - if they put as much thinking into actual work instead of crime they could do really well...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sounds like they were doing quite well anyway!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Having worked in Ellesmere Port a few years ago, and having bought my lunch in that ASDA in many occasions, I can tell you that the usual shoplifter in that hellhole is a drug addled invertebrate that would lose in a battle of wits with a snail.
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