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100%
But I spent more time on question 6 than I care to tell you.
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I got NFI with it and guessed in the end.
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Is this really meant for eleven year olds?
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I seem to miss the option "none of the above" in the second question
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I am dimwitted and got only a 60%.
I got the grammar ones even though I'm an American, so in your face, all you Brits.
I became intensely bored with the TREAD BREAD stuff and clicked an answer.
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That TREAD BREAD stuff wasn't very described. It wasn't till I realised what they meant that it made sense.
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Doing the 11+ once was enough, ta very much.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I got two wrong, out of ten, but scored 70% !
Q6 defeated me, and the first question I just didn't care enough about to get right, I think!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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He decided to "refactor" my code a bit:
return new ResponsePrrrrracket();
Marc
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He's just making it more readable for the cat code reviewers.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Dear Mr Clifton
I write to inform you that your cat has been successful it its application, the only other applicant (a Mr Vilmos) was found to be sadly inferior in his C++ programming (also we suspect that the water he was drinking throughout the interview was actually Gin)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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So can mine.
I'm just not sure what language he uses: it doesn't compile in C#...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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its in c#2# in visual studio 2056, for cats time just a way of measuring food deliveries and can otherwise be ignored
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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OriginalGriff wrote: not sure what language he uses
CatScratch, with the Fever IDE.
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It's a bit like "a million monkeys" and "the Works of Shakespeare"
One million Cats, with one million computers, can produce a dead mouse and a billion compilation errors.
So on balance, they are doing better than most QA posters.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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i hav a job tu du cn u do it for me codes ugrentzz pls
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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den2k88 wrote: i hav a job tu du cn u do it for me codes ugrentzz pls 8 monkeys, 4 minutes...
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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is that a quote for work? sounds like you are project manager
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I tried to ask him, but he gave me "one of those looks", licked his bottom, and went to sleep.
It's possible he is designing the system in his head, but I wouldn't bank on an early delivery...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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With that description I am sure your cat is not a programmer, he is in fact a Project Manager (I know this as I have worked for him)
which also explains the code that no one can understand
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I bet he loves duck-typing
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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goto Lake
catch ( Fish )
throw ( toMe )
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Be honest, you dozed off with your hand on the keyboard.
(I recognise the signs)
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Stumbled across this piece of obscure writing from MSDN on HttpListener:
When a port is specified, the host element can be replaced with "*" to indicate that the HttpListener accepts requests sent to the port if the requested URI does not match any other prefix. For example, to receive all requests sent to port 8080 when the requested URI is not handled by any HttpListener, the prefix is "http://*:8080/". Similarly, to specify that the HttpListener accepts all requests sent to a port, replace the host element with the "+" character, "https://+:8080". The "*" and "+" characters can be present in prefixes that include paths.
Sooo... if I use a *, it (whatever "it" is) receives requests but they're not handled by any (including mine) HttpLisenter?
if I use a +, my HttpListener accepts (and I suppose handles) the request???
Gawd, between "receive", "accept", and "handled", I have no idea what they're actually trying to say.
Marc
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