|
Share my discoveries with more people. And see if I can work out the date for the Venus Tablets.
Happy New Year!
|
|
|
|
|
Try to overcome the surprisingly shocking fact that I'm already 50 and became productive again... (hopefully wont take the whole year )
"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." ― Albert Einstein
|
|
|
|
|
To reinvent the wheel by going back in time and assassinating the bloke who did it the first time.
I figure I'll make a fortune out of the royalties this time round.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
OriginalGriff wrote: To reinvent prevent the invention of the wheel by going back in time and assassinating the bloke who did it
I believe that all our problems started from there.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
|
|
|
|
|
OriginalGriff wrote: I figure I'll make a fortune out of the royalties this time round. I've got some bad news for you, my friend. Royalties didn't exist back then. You'd probably have to kill a LOT of people to bring the invention to royalties time.
Roll on to a Happy New Year anyway!
|
|
|
|
|
You can't make an omelette ...
Simple solution: invent royalties first. Oh and probably currency ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
Sounds like way more than one year of work...
|
|
|
|
|
That shouldn't be an issue - he has a time machine.
|
|
|
|
|
To continue all the good things I was doing last year, and not stop them.
|
|
|
|
|
I want to blow away the smoke from the cloud to see what it is all about.
|
|
|
|
|
I tried eating beef at a medicinal marijuana restaurant but the steaks were too high.
|
|
|
|
|
Every year I resolve to not make any resolutions and every year I break my resolution simply by making that resolution. I figure if I can’t keep a simple resolution like that then what’s the point?
|
|
|
|
|
I resolved to not make New Year's resolutions. Simple, I think, or did I just violate my resolution from the start?
|
|
|
|
|
None. If I want to do something, I don't wait until the Earth is in a particular position.
|
|
|
|
|
I don't make New Years resolutions, I've always thought it was useless. If you want to make a resolution about something, just do it, don't wait for the New Year.
|
|
|
|
|
When is a door not really a door? When it is ajar... Boo
Where does the snowman keep his money? In the snowbank.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
|
|
|
|
|
This is an awful way to start the new year. Just sayin'.
/ravi
|
|
|
|
|
I agree. But that was Sat. so it was last joke of the year. They were pretty bad. Should be BJOD.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
|
|
|
|
|
Where's the joke?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
|
|
|
|
|
|
They were more like bad puns of the day.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
|
|
|
|
|
What did the snowman say when it started snowing?
Look - stem cells.
|
|
|
|
|
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
|
|
|
|
|
#Worldle #344 1/6 (100%)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉
https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
easy one
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
|
|
|
|
|
Wordle 561 4/6
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩
⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
|
|
|
|