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I walked into the kitchen yesterday morning and there, defrosting in the sink were four sausages, and six rashers of BACON. A quick scan round located mushrooms, tinned tomatoes, potato, beans..."Great!" I thought.
"Herself is doing a Full English Breakfast for us for lunch! Haven't had one of those for months!"
No. Sausage & mash for supper.
But a BACON sandwich for lunch!
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You didn't really read his message, did you?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Oh yes!
I did! :EvilGrinSmiley:
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just finished a double bacon and fried egg butty --- yum yum
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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thought you might be interested, the bacon was cooked to perfection and the egg just runny enough without squirting everywhere
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That is absoloutly sadistic, you know?
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sorry but their is a lovely smell of hotdogs and onions wafting up from reception
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Okay you finally killed me, i died of hunger, are you happy now?
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He really must be! He just had "BACON"!!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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someone here has some muesli we can send you
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I'm sure you've all seen it, but I'll leave this[^] here anyway.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
This box is full of stuff that almost killed me.
Which movie?
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V. wrote: This box is full of stuff that almost killed me. Must be The Lunchbox[^]
Note to our Indian members: Personally, I love Indian food! I'm just kidding of course!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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The Cube?
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Super Size Me
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Paris Hilton, the infectious years
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Aren't they all infectious?
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Toy Story
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I have a locker of stuff that nearly killed me.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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So you only got hurt ?
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"My Ex-wife's Big, Fat Funeral"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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