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I do like this response
lol, well we can build the bridge, but first, have you ever drawn a giraffe on a wall using crayons?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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How would a wall use crayons?
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I have this bridge in Brooklyn you could buy and simply put it in place. Should work as a stop-gap measure. :shrug:
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It would work if they just used agile and scrum. They need to simply start welding steel together and pouring concrete. Any problems can be fixed in their next sprint and they'll be done when they're done.
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The sad part is that I'm not even sure if he's joking!
Although his good spelling and grammar make me think it's a joke
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Um LEE STONE(WALL)man?
Yes, it's a joke, but one that lots of people can take part in.
Kudos to the guy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: LEE STONE(WALL)man? Who?
And I got that the bridge thing was actually a joke
And a pretty good one too!
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I knew this cow[^] did visit CodeProject before...
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Ha! that is pages and hours behind here. Leslie would have approved.
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Unfortunately, the cows name is "Leslie" and there are rumours that she died...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Shirley you jest!
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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But can you fly this cow, and land it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mathematicians at CERN Discover End of Prime Numbers
[-- Dalgen Schizfeld, Chief Numerical Scientist at CERN has discovered the end of the Prime Numbers.
"The last and largest prime has 12,389,238,993,382 digits in it. We've recently discovered that everything after that number is divisible by 2 evenly. It's a strange phenomenon but we figured it would happen one day." --]
Where'd that link go?
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That goes no where, but just shows how weak we humans are that even the genius of us are bound to believe in a metaphysical truth.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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... for at least one value for 2.
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This is completely true news. Just need to find that link.
"They" don't want you to know about it because of the implications on modern cryptography.
Prime numbers are busted! Prime numbers are over.
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No doubt they are past their prime.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: No doubt they are past their prime.
Absolutely terrible pun!
Love it!
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newton.saber wrote: "The last and largest prime has 12,389,238,993,382 digits in it.
There is no number after that. You fall into a mathematical abyss where imaginary dragons will eat you. This also proves that the universe if flat.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: This also proves that the universe if flat. Your universe threw a compile-error, saying "flat" is not a valid boolean.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That's OLD news. Sheesh, mathematics has come a long way since then with all our newfangled technology. We now stuff that Euclid couldn't even dream about, like the end of primes.
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Euclid was obviously pressured by the clerics, yet on his death-bed he muttered "they still end".
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