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Are you sure your launchpad isn't finished and operational? because I just heard something whooshing over my head.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that the Sarge?"
"Yes, what’s up guys?"
" We have a murder case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."
" Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
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RedDk wrote: Deuteronomy 28:56
The rest of it is even worse.
Marc
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Nah!,
It does just fade to the credits. Then, you know ... we try not to think about it.
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Mars is the only known planet inhabited solely by robots.
Success!
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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It's also a tasty chocolate bar!
Even more success!
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Hmmm, choooooooocolate!
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Momentarily. But they ceased functioning, so no.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Rather a galactic robot cemetary..
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Obligatory Robotic spelling correction: cemetery
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Thanks!
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Or the microbes attached themselves during the outerspace portion of the journey?
Of course there's always Ahnold![^]
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: Mars is the only known planet inhabited solely by robots that we know of..
FTFY
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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You made my day - and it's still 08:45 AM.
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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Known by whom?
If there's another planet inhabited by robots, someone is bound to know about it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Known by, well, the known knowers.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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A week ago my uncle called and left me a voice mail. I've been thinking about him, then he called me again last night close to mid-night which was unusual. The phone conversation went something like:
ME: [seeing his name on the caller ID] Hello [name], How are you?
HIM: Hello, I know you called me today, I am returning your call
I'm puzzled as I did not call him.
ME: I was thinking about you. Thank you for your call last week, but I did not call you today.
HIM: As soon as I stepped into the house my son told that you called earlier to let me know your brother arrived safely.
I am more puzzled because I didn't call and my brother didn't travel.
Then suddenly, his son burst out laughing "Happy April's fools day Dad!"
Nice way to reconnect family.
modified 4-Apr-15 7:43am.
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