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Hide
The
Scissors.
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I'm beginning to regret my signature.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Whatever they were watching I want in on it too!
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two computers used during the course of the investigation were damaged beyond repair
Ignoring the obvious joke--really? How does that happen?
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I'm hoping it was spilled coffee.
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Um....
...Fluid...
Ingress?
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I chuckled and had some non-PC thoughts about Chinese people humping their computers.
+24. Made my day.
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<quote>
The job is demanding however, as new recruits are expected to watch an average of 700 pornos a week.
</quote>
It is a tough job, but someone has to do it.
I know a fellow who lives in the village who does it for recreation.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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using System;
using System.Linq.Expressions;
namespace Shakespeare
{
static class Hamlet
{
static T TheQuestion<T>(T b)
{
return Or<T>.Do(Add<T>.Do(b, b), Not<T>.Do(Add<T>.Do(b, b)));
}
}
public static class Add<T>
{
public static readonly Func<T, T, T> Do;
static Add()
{
var par1 = Expression.Parameter(typeof(T));
var par2 = Expression.Parameter(typeof(T));
var add = Expression.Add(par1, par2);
Do = Expression.Lambda<Func<T, T, T>>(add, par1, par2).Compile();
}
}
public static class Or<T>
{
public static readonly Func<T, T, T> Do;
static Or()
{
var par1 = Expression.Parameter(typeof(T));
var par2 = Expression.Parameter(typeof(T));
var or = Expression.Or(par1, par2);
Do = Expression.Lambda<Func<T, T, T>>(or, par1, par2).Compile();
}
}
public static class Not<T>
{
public static readonly Func<T, T> Do;
static Not()
{
var par = Expression.Parameter(typeof(T));
var not = Expression.Not(par);
Do = Expression.Lambda<Func<T, T>>(not, par).Compile();
}
}
}
Hah! Generic Shakespeare clone!
With thanks to xanatos[^] - and if I use code like that for real, shoot me...
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where is the test class?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Indeed. A good test would have found that Do needs to be replaced with Be.
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But apparently not yet publicised. Having second thoughts on its expressiveness?
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Princes like their privacy...
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It's a lot quicker to read in English.
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It's quicker to read in C as well:
#define TheQuestion(b) ((b + b) | !(b + b))
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Ah, the good old days...
(No, I'm not going to start singing "Memories"!)
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See what a hundred monkeys can do.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Or this one:
namespace Shakespeare
{
static class Hamlet
{
static Tbool TheQuestion<T>(T b)
{
return true;
}
}
}
BTW, your bracket formatting is god damn awful.
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If you mean my "{" and "}" indentation, it's Whitesmiths - and it's the sensible way to do it!
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...so elephant off and take your "Windows 7 Build 7601 This copy of windows is not genuine" off my desktop!
Re-activation got rid of it, but that's annoying!
Mind you, I didn't get it last December with the update bug so I guess I shouldn't complain, probably.
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Sounds like every version of Windows is an illegal copy. Windows 7 will be my last version
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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So you wont take advantage of the free upgrade to windows 10 then
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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No, I won't.
Even at the price of "free", it is still too expensive.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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good luck in the future on a minority OS, must make developing so much fun
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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"Ooeeh, you're leaving the monopoly, you'll be starving from hunger"
You don't need Windows to run Windows-applications or .NET programs. I find it much more enjoying under 'nix. You keep following that Metro style if it makes you happy
That doesn't mean that I won't be developing under Windows any more - what I do at home differs from what I do at work.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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