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I did get the name from a group of biker girls that used to, shall we say, sunbathe on a boat in a marina where I used to live.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Mid life crisis?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Now, more than ever, I want a job on Mythbusters[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not I: the last series didn't even have Kari Byron on - and without her it's a lot poorer. Visually, I mean.
Mind you, Tory wasn't there either which was an improvement.
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The two young guys get on my nerves.
If a five-cent balloon pops, they jump around like five-year-olds, screaming "THAT'S AWESOME!!!!" at the top of their voices.
Hasn't Byron got her own show, now? I remember reading something like that.
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Grant at least knew what he was doing, and seemed to have a brain.
Tory...was a waste of oxygen...
Kari seems to be doing "Head Rush" - which I've never seen - and "Large Dangerous Rocket Ships" which is an interesting name at least. She has a web site[^], but...I think it was coded via QA, it's full of "Illegal string offset" messages...
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Dear Mythbusters.
I've noticed that girls can't write web-sites. Can you find the cause of this?
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I hope you are wearing your flame-proof undies!
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And to reinforce some[^]
Wikipedia:
Pavlov's House (Russian: дом Павлова dom Pavlova) was a fortified apartment building which held for 60 days against the heavy Wehrmacht offensive during the Battle of Stalingrad... By comparison, the Battle of France lasted 45 days and the Battle of the Netherlands lasted 7 days during the German offensive in 1940.
...
Vasily Chuikov, commanding general of the Soviet forces in Stalingrad, later joked that the Germans lost more men trying to take Pavlov's house than they did taking Paris
Relevant comic[^]
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well, i once spent the night with a french lass, but she didn't seem to care either way ...
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Headline of the Day[^]
The mind boggles. Note the milk-bottle glasses on the guy in the first pic.
The headline itself is not particularly safe for work, but it's a news site, so if whoever is looking over your shoulder is OK with you reading the news, then it shouldn't be a problem.
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And that link lead me to this one: AHOTD[^] - which I wasn't going to post here! (We need a :CrossingMyLegsInSympatheticAgony: smiley)
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Hide
The
Scissors.
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I'm beginning to regret my signature.
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Whatever they were watching I want in on it too!
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two computers used during the course of the investigation were damaged beyond repair
Ignoring the obvious joke--really? How does that happen?
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I'm hoping it was spilled coffee.
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Um....
...Fluid...
Ingress?
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I chuckled and had some non-PC thoughts about Chinese people humping their computers.
+24. Made my day.
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<quote>
The job is demanding however, as new recruits are expected to watch an average of 700 pornos a week.
</quote>
It is a tough job, but someone has to do it.
I know a fellow who lives in the village who does it for recreation.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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using System;
using System.Linq.Expressions;
namespace Shakespeare
{
static class Hamlet
{
static T TheQuestion<T>(T b)
{
return Or<T>.Do(Add<T>.Do(b, b), Not<T>.Do(Add<T>.Do(b, b)));
}
}
public static class Add<T>
{
public static readonly Func<T, T, T> Do;
static Add()
{
var par1 = Expression.Parameter(typeof(T));
var par2 = Expression.Parameter(typeof(T));
var add = Expression.Add(par1, par2);
Do = Expression.Lambda<Func<T, T, T>>(add, par1, par2).Compile();
}
}
public static class Or<T>
{
public static readonly Func<T, T, T> Do;
static Or()
{
var par1 = Expression.Parameter(typeof(T));
var par2 = Expression.Parameter(typeof(T));
var or = Expression.Or(par1, par2);
Do = Expression.Lambda<Func<T, T, T>>(or, par1, par2).Compile();
}
}
public static class Not<T>
{
public static readonly Func<T, T> Do;
static Not()
{
var par = Expression.Parameter(typeof(T));
var not = Expression.Not(par);
Do = Expression.Lambda<Func<T, T>>(not, par).Compile();
}
}
}
Hah! Generic Shakespeare clone!
With thanks to xanatos[^] - and if I use code like that for real, shoot me...
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where is the test class?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Indeed. A good test would have found that Do needs to be replaced with Be.
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But apparently not yet publicised. Having second thoughts on its expressiveness?
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